where is my muffin?

[possum]

I did make an April Fool's thread... 

where?

is that the place where my muffin is?

It was an April Fool's mod... I locked it though...

And no, your muffin was stolen by some Khergits passing by. They even took your in-game wife. I think the guy called himself Santa Khan, and his troops as elves.... Odd fellow, I must say.

Edit: He did leave behind a ribbon-wrapped box...

i need to find them and kill them.

but first i will thank them for taking my housedragon wife.

i will never forgive them. noone will take my muffin.

What about the box...?

completly overseen it.

after giving them my thanks for taking my wife and killing them for taking my muffin, i go back and open the box.

 

[Demonwolf]

I did make an April Fool's thread... 

where?

is that the place where my muffin is?

It was an April Fool's mod... I locked it though...

And no, your muffin was stolen by some Khergits passing by. They even took your in-game wife. I think the guy called himself Santa Khan, and his troops as elves.... Odd fellow, I must say.

Edit: He did leave behind a ribbon-wrapped box...

i need to find them and kill them.

but first i will thank them for taking my housedragon wife.

i will never forgive them. noone will take my muffin.

What about the box...?

completly overseen it.

after giving them my thanks for taking my wife and killing them for taking my muffin, i go back and open the box.

And inside is a tripwire which pulls a trigger from a sniper rifle miles away, pointed right for you... Boom HEADSHOT.

 

[killer-blead]

Damn Khergits and there sniper rifles.

 

[possum]

I did make an April Fool's thread... 

where?

is that the place where my muffin is?

It was an April Fool's mod... I locked it though...

And no, your muffin was stolen by some Khergits passing by. They even took your in-game wife. I think the guy called himself Santa Khan, and his troops as elves.... Odd fellow, I must say.

Edit: He did leave behind a ribbon-wrapped box...

i need to find them and kill them.

but first i will thank them for taking my housedragon wife.

i will never forgive them. noone will take my muffin.

What about the box...?

completly overseen it.

after giving them my thanks for taking my wife and killing them for taking my muffin, i go back and open the box.

And inside is a tripwire which pulls a trigger from a sniper rifle miles away, pointed right for you... Boom HEADSHOT.

now i will meet my muffin in valhalla. together we will fight side by side against the evil sniper-khergits on their housedragons.

 

[Wellenbrecher]

Quote that post a few more times and we might see a nice perma going your way. By all means, please continue.

 

[Demonwolf]

Spoiler

I did make an April Fool's thread... 

where?

is that the place where my muffin is?

It was an April Fool's mod... I locked it though...

And no, your muffin was stolen by some Khergits passing by. They even took your in-game wife. I think the guy called himself Santa Khan, and his troops as elves.... Odd fellow, I must say.

Edit: He did leave behind a ribbon-wrapped box...

i need to find them and kill them.

but first i will thank them for taking my housedragon wife.

i will never forgive them. noone will take my muffin.

What about the box...?

completly overseen it.

after giving them my thanks for taking my wife and killing them for taking my muffin, i go back and open the box.

And inside is a tripwire which pulls a trigger from a sniper rifle miles away, pointed right for you... Boom HEADSHOT.

now i will meet my muffin in valhalla. together we will fight side by side against the evil sniper-khergits on their housedragons.

And it was only just a dream...

 

[possum]

Spoiler

I did make an April Fool's thread... 

where?

is that the place where my muffin is?

It was an April Fool's mod... I locked it though...

And no, your muffin was stolen by some Khergits passing by. They even took your in-game wife. I think the guy called himself Santa Khan, and his troops as elves.... Odd fellow, I must say.

Edit: He did leave behind a ribbon-wrapped box...

i need to find them and kill them.

but first i will thank them for taking my housedragon wife.

i will never forgive them. noone will take my muffin.

What about the box...?

completly overseen it.

after giving them my thanks for taking my wife and killing them for taking my muffin, i go back and open the box.

And inside is a tripwire which pulls a trigger from a sniper rifle miles away, pointed right for you... Boom HEADSHOT.

now i will meet my muffin in valhalla. together we will fight side by side against the evil sniper-khergits on their housedragons.

And it was only just a dream...

good to know that

a. i am not married with a (house)dragon
b. my muffin is still there

 

[Tuckles]

This reminds me that this is the first time I'm actually around in the 3 or so April 1sts I've been in this forum, and there was no joke.

 

[Shatari]

where is my muffin?

Here you go:

Spoiler

 

[killer-blead]

Why is the whole world burning?

 

[possum]

Why is the whole world burning?

i did it while searching for my muffin.

 

[killer-blead]

You might want to lock the thread since it's already 14 April.

 

[possum]

You might want to lock the thread since it's already 14 April.

nope,

i hope it will go on until 1. april 2012

 

[Shatari]

Why is the whole world burning?

She was bluffin' with her muffin.

Okay, honestly I have no idea. It's Derpy Hooves, just roll with it.