Cookie Eating Huskarl
Marquis
Not enough surface area to feel the kick.
You've done that too huh?Leifr Eiríksson said:Applying mint body wash to the genitals is an exceptionally bad idea. Do not do.
Joke?? It is no laughing matter sir. Try it yourself.MadVader said:Always count on **** jokes to derail any thread.
Or you could wear safety glasses/goggles like everyone else.Jock said:Also close your eyes on the moment of impact, splinters tend to aim for the eyes.
Jock said:Keep your legs far apart from each other while splitting logs. Also close your eyes on the moment of impact, splinters tend to aim for the eyes. Lastly. never keep a hand on the log you splitting. I've seen a man chop off a finger like that.
Duh said:If you dont have a condom, try to pull out early. If this doesnt work, turn it into a legitimate rape, because the female body has ways of shutting that down.
Literally the first time I hear of anyone doing so.Cookie Eating Huskarl said:Or you could wear safety glasses/goggles like everyone else.Jock said:Also close your eyes on the moment of impact, splinters tend to aim for the eyes.
FixedCookie Eating Huskarl said:Or you could wear safety glasses/goggles like no one ever.