Sex With Mario

[Janus]

That reminds me of an animated GIF I saw somewhere... ah, just found it through the wonders of Google:

 

[Raz]

Oh boy, I hope this is real.

 

[ecto_plasm]

Look at the title:

m4w

IT WAS MAW!

American Psycho meet Nintendo generation.  Nintendo generation, American Psycho.  I'll leave you kids to get to know each other.

 

[Fall of Denial]

Oh god, that was hillarious!

 

[jlgx50]

It says at the bottom of the listing

" I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together

Now if your a girl and you'd just been put through all that, why the **** would you like to set up another time, and if you were a girl what would you have to say to this person, the entire thing to me is just Crazy

 

[arbites_augmented]

Pm the japanese wii fetish too.

 

[italiano]

Now if your a girl and you'd just been put through all that, why the **** would you like to set up another time, and if you were a girl what would you have to say to this person, the entire thing to me is just Crazy

If he's willing to compensate, all he needs is a hooker who played Mario as a kid.

 

[Gculk]

Wait, does he take guys too?  My Nintendo broke and I can't be bothered to go out and buy another.

 

[Lt. of the tower]

Wait, does he take guys too?  My Nintendo broke and I can't be bothered to go out and buy another.

Well he said he would alternate between holes so I guess not, no harm in trying I suppose  . If I were him I would take whatever I could get.

 

[Mage246]

I've seen actual Japanese porn where a guy ****s two hot women while they play each other in Wii Tennis, does that count for anything?

PM me the link will you? 

Come on IRC and I'll link it.

 

[Lt. of the tower]

I've seen actual Japanese porn where a guy ****s two hot women while they play each other in Wii Tennis, does that count for anything?

PM me the link will you? 

Come on IRC and I'll link it.

No need. I have just found it. Ah the wonders of google image search.

 

[Vulkan]

I am disappointed, I expected some new Japanese wii-sex game. 

 

[Lt. of the tower]

I am disappointed, I expected some new Japanese wii-sex game. 

If only such a thing existed.

 

[jlgx50]

I am disappointed, I expected some new Japanese wii-sex game. 

did you ever play the old Atari sex games  ?  now thoes were ****

 

[FrisianDude]

I am disappointed, I expected some new Japanese wii-sex game. 

Dídn't some Germans invent a dildo for use on the wiimote?

 

[Calathar]

um...wtf? ;o

 

[PurplePuppy]

Dídn't some Germans invent a dildo for use on the wiimote?

... The future.

Spoiler

http://www.hockeyzombie.com
I like it.

 

[Njiekovic]

There's something that disturbs me more than this contact ad itself... It's the fact that you found it Jlgx50! What newspaper do you read? Or is it an ad from your National Arse Bonking Association (NABA)?

 

[jlgx50]

What are you saying? I found it by accident and then posted it here because it was funny as hell

 

[Lt. of the tower]

What are you saying? I found it by accident and then posted it here because it was funny as hell

Did you find it in a newspaper or the on the internet?