Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread

[Mr.X]

malion_elite_random_horse.

 

[MrNomNom]

praise horse

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Glad to see Malions taking their defeat gracefully.

 

[ClockWise]

Balion filth so delusional and full of spite they cant bear to accept the fact that they lost 

 

[blak]

I trust the trash was takin out in my absence Ron?

 

[KissMyAxe]

The trash took out themselves  literally

 

[ClockWise]

Indeed. I received word from the Malions that not long after the match that the cowardly balions had fled.

 

[Snoop]

Perhaps we should merge and take down Balion and GK in one fell swoop!

On second thought, I think I'm just gonna eat a few doritos and go to bed.

 

[Catholic]

Perhaps we should merge and take down Balion and GK in one fell swoop!

On second thought, I think I'm just gonna eat a few doritos and get drunk

Fixed.

 

[Cradoc]

Perhaps we should merge and take down Balion and GK in one fell swoop!

On second thought, I think I'm just gonna eat a few doritos and get drunk

Fixed.

No need to get drunk if you stay drunk.

 

[Feragorn]

snoops is a lightweight sooo

 

[MrNomNom]

nah gk is too real man they keep it cool

balions are goons end of story

 

[KissMyAxe]

nah gk is too real man they keep it cool

balions are goons end of story

^^
This.

Use of slang.

Lack of punctuation.

Nonsensical statements.

Lack of proper capitalization.

This is exactly why the filthy malion scum should be kept locked up in their wildlife reservation, kept away from the forums and Warband servers.

 

[Feragorn]

lol go suk a big fat d

i said it yea

 

[MrNomNom]

if you finna scrap send a pm over homes if not then quit being a goon

 

[Mr.X]

I was gonna make a "quit being a goonzer amirite?" joke, but then I realized I don't actually remember if that was his name :/

 

[McBeverage]

it was g00nzer

 

[MadocComadrin]

lack of proper capitalization.

no caps, only laffs.

 

[Nevino]

boom

 

[Calamity]

boom

Go work on your siege server. Kthx