Primetarget
Recruit
I just had to start this game in this subforum asmy last ongoing game was on a forum that suddenly ceased to exist.
King of the Hill - A forum game
Let's play "King of the Hill"!
Goal:
Be the last man posting in this thread.
"Thou Shall" Rules:
"Thou Cant" Rules:
Example posts:
Example Post 1
"Primetarget sees Gotomtom standing on a hill looking at a flag. Primetarget rushes Gotomtom with a chainsaw and convinces every last piece of Gotomtom to remove himself from the hill. Primetarget claims the hill for himself and starts to dance while swinging the chainsaw around"
Example Post 2
"I, the mighty Vulkaan, saw a strange man dancing in an improper manner on the top a hill whilst shouting "Primetarget is King!! Primetarget is King!! Primetarget is King!!".
As I found this incredibly annoying I pulled out my iPhone and accessed my "Atomizer" App. With one press of the button Primetarget became dispersed by a fiery storm of charged atoms.
As peace and tranquility returned to the smoldering hill I, the mighty Vulkaan, when up the hill and surveyed my domains"
Example post 3
"i WANTZ THE HILL SO I VAIT FOR VOKLANN TO DIE FROM RADIATION POISIONING. I WIN!!! i BEST!!!!"
Example post 4
"As I am Major of this grenadier regiment it is within my rights to claim this hill for myself. I do believe this to be a simple task... OH MY GAWD!!! WHAT AN INCOMPETENT IDIOT!! He forgot the claim the hill!!! Grenadiers! Defensive positions exterior on that hill!! "Jawohl herr Major!!" the Major hereby claim this hill as his own"
Post 1, 2 and 4 is acceptable. Post 3 is an epic fail.
And thus ends the explanations. Good luck and have fun!
King of the Hill - A forum game
Let's play "King of the Hill"!
Goal:
Be the last man posting in this thread.
"Thou Shall" Rules:
- You become King of the Hill if you are the last man posting and claiming the title.
- Your posts must adhere to the ethos of the Taleworld forums and respect it's rules
- Your posts must include claiming the hill and/or flag as your own OR conceding defeat to the author of the post before you (from now on referred to as "LKOTH" (Late King Of The Hill)
- You must keep the start of your story in the context set by LKOTH
- Your posts must include the name of LKOTH
- Your posts must include your own name and an description (preferably colorful and entertaining) of your removal of the LKOTH
- Your posts must be written in English
- Quotes are to be hidden in "spoilers" and only contain segments of an recent posting that made you laugh/smile/become awestruck with the written masterpiece that you stumbled upon
"Thou Cant" Rules:
- You cannot destroy the flag. It's a handcrafted legendary item by Nothern Lights Sweatshop Inc. (AKA Santa Clauses elves) using the metal of Ridiculouslystrongium. So don't try, it will just hurt you.
- You cannot destroy the hill. Well, you can but God will just make another one. Also there is no point in claiming the flag if you have no hill to put it on.
- You cannot be upset when the moderators kill this thread.
Example posts:
Example Post 1
"Primetarget sees Gotomtom standing on a hill looking at a flag. Primetarget rushes Gotomtom with a chainsaw and convinces every last piece of Gotomtom to remove himself from the hill. Primetarget claims the hill for himself and starts to dance while swinging the chainsaw around"
Example Post 2
"I, the mighty Vulkaan, saw a strange man dancing in an improper manner on the top a hill whilst shouting "Primetarget is King!! Primetarget is King!! Primetarget is King!!".
As I found this incredibly annoying I pulled out my iPhone and accessed my "Atomizer" App. With one press of the button Primetarget became dispersed by a fiery storm of charged atoms.
As peace and tranquility returned to the smoldering hill I, the mighty Vulkaan, when up the hill and surveyed my domains"
Example post 3
"i WANTZ THE HILL SO I VAIT FOR VOKLANN TO DIE FROM RADIATION POISIONING. I WIN!!! i BEST!!!!"
Example post 4
"As I am Major of this grenadier regiment it is within my rights to claim this hill for myself. I do believe this to be a simple task... OH MY GAWD!!! WHAT AN INCOMPETENT IDIOT!! He forgot the claim the hill!!! Grenadiers! Defensive positions exterior on that hill!! "Jawohl herr Major!!" the Major hereby claim this hill as his own"
Post 1, 2 and 4 is acceptable. Post 3 is an epic fail.
And thus ends the explanations. Good luck and have fun!