Introduction/Hello thread

[Lord Tim]

Welcome

Lesson 1 - listen to the red flags

Lesson 2 - embrace the soap You'll get this one later.

What?

 

[Mage246]

No no no, clearly he meant to also listen to the GMKs!

[me=Mage246]nods sagely[/me]

 

[Angellify]

*Angellify is confused, he widens his eyes and looks at the individuals.

WTF Do you mean "embrace the soap", I don't get it.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

The soap. Don't be afraid to drop it.

 

[Delora Filth]

What comes after however. . . .

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

...is inevitable and should be enjoyed to the best of your ability?

 

[Delora Filth]

Stop trying to make him feel better about this. I want it to hurt when I insert.

 

[Bluehawk]

With the right exercise regime, he can make it hurt for you.

You gotta do those clenches in your cell though, don't try them out in the yard. Just... trust me.

 

[Delora Filth]

He doesn't seem the type to iron-out his sphincter. So to speak.

 

[cwr]

I'm sure we can do it for him.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

Aaand here comes the FBI.

 

[Delora Filth]

Llandy's never minded our initiation rites before.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

It's when minors get involved that the FBI takes notice. I'm already on enough watch-lists as is.

 

[Delora Filth]

I know your pain. Downside of having a large beard and a semi-permanent scowl.

 

[cwr]

Yes, I'm sure they will initiate a probe. Having played The Stick of Truth though, I believe I can fight.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

I know your pain. Downside of having a large beard and a semi-permanent scowl.

Trying to buy all that fertilizer online didn't help, either.

 

[Delora Filth]

I made multiple searches for "Al quaida recruitment offices in my vicinity".

 

[-Seher Akıncısı-]

This talk scared off the newcomer. D:

 

[lordJehovah]

Only the newbies with the hardest and the most flexible of anuses shall pass their trial for this forum.

 

[Golradir]

Then how are you still here?