Hatz

[Suspicous Pilgrim]

Hats don't work, the only way to get them is to spawn as a merchants. You can craft hats, but when you try to equip them they vanish.

 

[gaham1]

yeah...

 

[Shredzorz]

Clearly your character is morbidly obese and eating anything that comes near his face.

 

[Suspicous Pilgrim]

That's only because Valmy is sodomizing every deer in his path and I don't want to eat those.

 

[Desideratus]

...What I have deduced from this thread so far - Hats are disappearing, because the dear population got raped, and as such hats are the new mainstream food.

Correct?

 

[Suspicous Pilgrim]

Somewhat.

 

[Desideratus]

What are these hats crafted of? Skins of meaty goodness?

 

[Suspicous Pilgrim]

I think the cowboy hat s made of hide and the bowler hat is made of cloth.

 

[old_hat]

Clearly your character is morbidly obese and eating anything that comes near his face.

That's only because Valmy is sodomizing every deer in his path and I don't want to eat those.

Sigged.