[CoR] Corporation of Radicalization

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An essay on Captain lust
The issues involving Captain lust has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Captain lust. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ Inevitably feelings run deep amongst socialists, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he shead new light on Captain lust, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Captain lust irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Captain lust. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

Cost    |
Of        |                     
Living  V                           
                                 
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                                                        Captain lust  - - >


The statistics make it clear that Captain lust is a major market factor. Seemingly the cost of living plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of Captain lust can be like looking at chalk and cheese.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of award winning journalist Kuuipo Shandy 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Captain lust. It speaks volumes. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Captain lust makes a good case for being the icing.

Why did Captain lust cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Captain lust doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion

In summary, Captain lust has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It brings peace, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and statistically it's great.

I will leave the last word to the famous Christina Garfunkel: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Captain lust ROCKS!!! [3]



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[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media
 
Personally I think that is a disgusting tictac. Trying to win more votes by inviting Turks(!) to vote for him. Flust should be banned forthwith.
 
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