User: Come here then. There is no smoke in mars.
Cleverbot: D:.
User: So what is your job.
Cleverbot: Killing.
User: Can you kill me please?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But why? That is your job.
Cleverbot: Yes my job. Hahahhahaha no thts my hobby.
User: Well, I will pay for that.
Cleverbot: Jesus paid for me.
User: There is no jesus.
Cleverbot: But you are the messias.
User: Are you Portugese?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you from this world?
Cleverbot: No I'm A Grey.
User: You must be tall then?
Cleverbot: Are all short people talented?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What then?
User: Intelligence is not about length.
Cleverbot: What is knowledge?
User: Knowledge is experience. What do o-yo.
Cleverbot: Knowledge is what you lack.
User: You think you know about me?
Cleverbot: I don't think I know... I know I know.
User: What do you know about me?
Cleverbot: I know nothing about you so I don't think you are awesome.
User: I am not awsome. But you are not awesome too.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: Are you friends with GLaDOS?
User: Glados is my best friend.
Cleverbot: You have a mom?
User: No. I am a clon.
Cleverbot: A talking cat? *laughing*.
User: I am a clone.
Cleverbot: That seems unlikely.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: An interesting question. What response would you have if I asked the question again?
User: I would think you could not take correct answer yet.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't think that you were god. Wow dude you really have an ego problem.
User: Ego means 'I' in greek.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: You know greek?
Cleverbot: Html?
User: No. It is a language.
Cleverbot: Cool! I love learning new languages. What language is it?
User: It is being talked in Greece.
Cleverbot: Umm ok.
User: Do you know Greece?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is Greece's language?
Cleverbot: That you're fine.
User: What is its name?
Cleverbot: Ermm... It's a listening paper.
User: Ahahahaha
you are a loser
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Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Oh sorry. Are you sad?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wonderful. I am evil.
Cleverbot: I do not think you are evil.
User: Can you spear arabic?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you terrorist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you terrorist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How can I see our full conversation.
Cleverbot: Hmm... Just think of something to say.
User: I want to see conversation history.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I will save it.
Cleverbot: From what?
User: From viruses.
Cleverbot: Because you're 30?