Annual Off-Topic TW Awards Ceremony 2016! Main thread. READ THE ****ING OP!

[Delora Filth]

Now that's the way to take this **** seriously. Good boy Arvy. Gooood boy! Have a snausage.

Though on closer thought, the most mutes thingy should probably be accurately confirmed by a member of the ruling class instead of being voted on, and then revealed at the gala event.

 

[Vieira151]

Stupidest Argument - Anything with godfrey
Best Nose Joke - Rams
Most Celebrated Departure - Winterz
Best newcomer - RoboSenshi
Biggest Camwhore - Trevty
Most Misplaced Righteousness - Dante Alighieri
Largest Penis - Pavlov
Smallest Penis - Cookie Huskarl
Best Moderator/Admin - ALL OF THEM (don't bane me)
Worst Moderator/Admin - NONE OF THEM (don't bane me)
Mrs. Taleworldsverse - Llandina
Best looking dish in the food thread - Paura
Best song in the song thread - >.>
Girliest man - Poison Courtesan! (sorry...)
Most joyous return of prodigal forumite - Whenever Pavlov comes back.

 

[romandude]

Least reformed idiot - Danik
Best newcomer - Gestricius perhaps (IMHO make a new worst name category and I'll nominate him for that too)
Head Furthest Up Own Ass - Probably Athie
Most Valuable Werewolf/Balance of Power/Forum Game Player - Shatari, or Pixel, or someone along those lines. Their are a lot of contributive BoP players.
Worst Moderator/Admin - Jhessail (if you count her)

 

[gaham1]

All I can see is this is going to start a ****storm so instead of voting I'm going to sit back and watch the fireworks.

 

[Delora Filth]

Yeah. I think I might remove a couple categories. For the sake of common decency. (And my own workload for that matter.)

Best looking dish in the food thread - Paura

I was more looking for a specific pic than just a person.

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

Biggest Camwhore- Trevty
Mrs. Taleworldsverse- Mrs. Dryvus
Generally Hairiest- J
Best Beard- Leifr Eiríksson

 

[Eктωρ]

I am monitoring this thread.

 

[Dryvus]

Biggest Camwhore - Corndawg
Best Beard - Dryvus (the **** did you expect)
Worst Beard Facial Hair - Pachinko
and I'll nominate
Overall Hairiest - Ektwp
so there's someone else to vote for.

 

[Delora Filth]

Ok. Everyone who nominates needs to nominate someone for EACH category!

 

[Dryvus]

What? Screw that. Just don't submit redundant nominations.

Most Anal Award Ceremony M.C. - Teofish

 

[Delora Filth]

Eh. Fair point.

 

[Pixel]

Stupidest Argument - Odyseuss
Most Reformed Idiot - Gestricius
Most Annoying Posts - can i nominate myself (otherwise, i don't really find anyone annoying. infuriating maybe...)
Most Celebrated Departure - Thuro
Best newcomer - Teofish ( )
Most Misplaced Righteousness - Ektwerp
Head Furthest Up Own Ass - Rebelknight
Most Valuable Werewolf/Balance of Power/Forum Game Player - can i nominate myself (otherwise, Austupaio) May be best to have these as separate categories, since the people who play Werewolf and the people who play Balance of Power are pretty much separate groups.
Best Beard - Dryvus
Worst namechange - Rebelknight -> Rabbleknight
Girliest man - Headmaster (no ****ing clue why) 
Best supporting member - Vieira (<3)
Soapiest! - ... Bobthehero?

 

[Delora Filth]

Most Valuable Werewolf/Balance of Power/Forum Game Player - can i nominate myself (otherwise, Austupaio) May be best to have these as separate categories, since the people who play Werewolf and the people who play Balance of Power are pretty much separate groups.

Done.

Best newcomer - Teofish ( )

Can't nominate the contest-holder-person-thingy. It's. . . unethical.

 

[Catholic]

Best leading member: Pixel
Best Avatar: Moose
Best Admin: Moss
Head Furthest Up Own Ass: Odyseuss
NEW CATEGORY: Best Hot Girls Poster: Dodes
NEW CATEGORY: Best Geo-Political Analyst: Rejenorst
NEW CATEGORY: Best Finn: Jhessail

 

[romandude]

If you think my head is up my ass you should double check the location of yours.

 

[Delora Filth]

You're just affirming our nominations.

I'll add best Finn. The first one I feel is covered by Ms. Taleworldsverse. The middle. . . . I'm just not comfortable with.

 

[Úlfheðinn]

New Category Current Closet Nazi: Tie between Danik and Wismar

 

[romandude]

Well if people are just going to use this as a way to channel hate at me I'd like to request to not be nominated for anything.

 

[Delora Filth]

No it's not. But going all ragey about someone saying you have your head up your arse is making you look very arse-headed.

New Category Current Closet Nazi: Tie between Danik and Wismar

What on earth is closety about them?

 

[Úlfheðinn]

Well, both of them at least make attempts to deny it.

NEW CATEGORIES:

• Most Likely to Wear a Silly Hat
• Most Neutral Forumite
• Most Frequently and Happily Drunk
• Best Druggie
• FBI's Favorite Poster