What is your greatest fear/phobia?
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Probably brought to Quebec by the French with the beast of Gévaudan and whatnot.RabbleKnight said:
Pharaoh X Llandy said:
What if you startled a cow or deer while out on a country walk though? It charges into you, knocking you to the ground, breaking a leg and giving you concussion. Dragging yourself away from the animal into the trees so that it will no longer see you as a threat, you soon realise you are unable to walk, and feeling groggy. You drift into a deep sleep. You wake in darkness to the sound of snuffling and a nibbling sensation on your damaged leg......seconds later you register the pain, but you can't escape! Whilst one badger gnaws at you, another sneezes repeatedly onto your face, ensuring that even if you fight them off now you will in time become debilitated by tuberculosis and easy prey. And then more arrive.....
Mage246
oh god im never going outside again
The badgerpocalypse is nigh upon us.
Cute but evil.
Those things will gnaw at your guts while you are still alive.
Never trust a badger.
Remove remove!
Those things will gnaw at your guts while you are still alive.
Never trust a badger.
Remove remove!
Insanity not that bad.kurczak said:
Look at me.
I'm doing fine.
I'm scared of Vrael kindle.
It watch me poop, i just know it.
It watch me poop, i just know it.
Fear of going crazy? Nah. I'd rather lose my marbles than lose all my limbs and be stuck fully cognizant in a body that can't do anything. Unless of course it was to happen at a time during which advanced robotics mean that lost limbs can be replaced by powerful prosthetics which increase your strength and speed and possibly shoot lasers out of cool pop-up guns. I would be like RoboCop. Only more, RoboPharaoh. In fact, I might just download my consciousness into a fully robotic body. That would solve both potential problems.
Yeah, until you deck into the wrong cyber-website and get a trojan in your brain. Try being Robocop when you've got LiveJasmin pop-ups in your eyes.
I don't know what that is, yay. Clearly the key to not having your cyber body hijacked by living Jasmins is to not visit dodgy websites. Who woulda thunk it?
Maybe I want to use my Robobrain to tell women to put shoes on their head.
If you can't get a RL woman to put a shoe on her head you're clearly doing something wrong. I would do it for £5 but it would have to be a clean shoe. It goes up to £100 if it's a shoe that's been worn, and twice that if it's been worn outside.
