Zombie apocalypse ****

[arbites_augmented]

What the hell? Where did that come from?

 

[Cleaning agent]

I read the Zombie survival guide when I was about ten years old. I thought it was real  right up until my grandma told me it wasn't

Seriously though, the best weapon against zombies, for me, would be an automatically loaded crossbow (the small ones you can strap onto your arm)

Lets face it, it's silent, as accurate as you need against a slow target who wont try and dodge, excellent piercing for destroying their brain effectively, re-usable ammo (!!!) and almost completely silent.

The low recoil is a bonus too for someone who hasn't got experience dealing with guns. The only problem would be the the reload rate, so I'd have to have a fast, crowd clearing gun as a sidearm (some sort of high caliber pistol to shoot legs off) and a good spear or something to keep them away from me if they got too close for comfort.

Of course military backing and a fully operational laser battle tank with jets, ICBM launching capabilites and an omg pwn gun on top would be the ideal but hey... have to make do with what you've got.

 

[Rabid Potatoe]

Bah, kill it with fire.

 

[Vovolov]

Exactly - gasoline and a match will do the job.

 

[arbites_augmented]

but, that wouldn't put them out of action immediately. Plus, there's an environmental risk of everything around you getting set on fire.

 

[bugman]

I have a spade under my bed. Not sure why, but I would use that in the event of a Zombie uprising.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Exactly - gasoline and a match will do the job.

As demonstrated by Dave here: http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,32914.0.html

but, that wouldn't put them out of action immediately. Plus, there's an environmental risk of everything around you getting set on fire.

Yeah, but it's awesome.

I have a spade under my bed. Not sure why, but I would use that in the even of a Zombie uprising.

We should take a leaf out of the Buggster's book... I'd be defenseless (maybe the hedge clippers if I could get into the garden)

 

[Rabid Potatoe]

but, that wouldn't put them out of action immediately. Plus, there's an environmental risk of everything around you getting set on fire.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 

[arbites_augmented]

but, that wouldn't put them out of action immediately. Plus, there's an environmental risk of everything around you getting set on fire.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Plus, you wouldn't actually 'kill it', per sé, seeing as it is already dead.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Yeah, but incapacitate it with fire just sounds crap.

 

[arbites_augmented]

But then again, you wouldn't really 'incapacitate' it per sé, you could say you would be giving it an advantage.

Boy, this is fun!

 

[Pixel]

Can someone please define the difference between incapitate and decapitate?

 

[Cleaning agent]

Yeah, one is hwere you cut their head off, the other is where you cause them an injury or restrain them so that they can no longer perform a certain action, decapitation counts amongst those things, but so does making them slip on banana skins...

 

[Rabid Potatoe]

INCAPACITATE is not DECAPITATE. More syllables.

 

[Raz]

I'd just try and get my hands on a plate armour with mail. I'd like to see them gnaw through that.

 

[bugman]

I think I'd go to Milla Jovovich's house. She seemed to do well enough against the zombies in Resident Evil. Even if she can't kill them in droves, I'd have some eye candy before the end.

 

[arbites_augmented]

Off topic, But I really don't like her nipples.

 

[Cymro]

I'd just try and get my hands on a plate armour with mail. I'd like to see them gnaw through that.

The zombies would evolve tin opener hands, of course

 

[Cleaning agent]

According to the zombie Jesus, Max Brooks, they don't evolve; they're purely human with incredible endurance (and no way of supplying energy to their muscles for movement... and can somehow create a moaning noise without breathing)

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I'm pretty sure Cymro's tin opener hands was a joke.