Winner!hayabusa12 said:Almost being raped by 1000 slavering Wimbledon fans.
Tintin said:I looked in the mirror yesterday and my eyes were all red. The whites were completely gone
That was your baby brother.sparkyninja2 said:I mowed the lawn today, hit something hard, ignored it and when emptying the basket holding the grass clippings I noticed some of it was red and there was bits of flesh. Kinda mix between What The Crap! and Oh Snap!