Your random habits that you are (Or are not) afraid to share.

[Sedericus]

when walking past most tv's i go into a weird trance for 15-20 minutes or so and have no idea what i just watched..

 

[Dodes]

Sometimes, when I'm alone, I play with my imagination like everyone did when they were children, for example, when I'm on the toilet I have sometimes have gunship battles with my hands and such 

and I completely freak out if anybody sees me do it and feel completely ashamed as well

 

[Orion]

when I'm on the toilet I have sometimes have gunship battles with my hands and such

It's easy to sink submarines on the ****ter. It's the battleships that hurt the most.

 

[Bulle]

I day dream a lot, for a few weeks I would only day dream about one thing that I picked out. I set up a scenario and a beginning, then fantasize about the different endings and opportunities. Like, what if I was a pirate in the 18th century.

 

[Orion]

Like, what if I was a pirate in the 18th century.

At the risk of derailing this thread, I'll note that there's already a thread about your pirate booty.

I'm slightly ashamed of myself for making such ****ty jokes. I just did it again, pun of my last post. I'll just leave now.

 

[Eino]

Reminds me a lot of my topic, let's discuss the issue of sitting or standing to wipe your arse.

 

[Eino]

I day dream a lot, for a few weeks I would only day dream about one thing that I picked out. I set up a scenario and a beginning, then fantasize about the different endings and opportunities. Like, what if I was a pirate in the 18th century.

I do the exact same, only not as long with a fantasy, but more vivid. I was a boxer once, i was in the middle of a fight.

I was in the middle of the mall, i can see my opponent straight infront of me. I'm dead tired and in pain. In the corner of my eye i can see the judge staring at us. All the while hoping that he'll call it off. Me and the opponent dance back and forth. I throw jabs halfassed just so he won't pin me.
Until he gets a good shot. Right in the kisser, the sewat flows even heavier as i my second rush. Adrenaline pumping like never, i turn into a killing machine. Jab, jab. Hook jab,jab hook changin from right to left position forcing the opponent to back off. In his unconcentrated and fearful escape he leaves a clean opening.
Short, but long enough for a final blow. I turn my entire torso, try hard to relax the arm and the let the weight of my body give the blow. All 100kg formed as a knuckle aiming at his fragile little chin.

Bam!

he's on the floor, still trying to get up. It's unfortunate that he dosen't know and probably won't until he gets home.

He lost.

I won.

And that's where i realise that i have been punching air with a crazed gaze upon me in the middle of a crowd who just stares at me.

 

[Arcadius112]

I masturbate to the Say Cheese thread.

 

[Kobrag]

I masturbate to the Say Cheese thread.

Everyone does that =/

 

[Lord Tristan]

Bah! Too much masturbation on this thread.

 

[Danath]

I pick at my hangnails beyond the point of bloody.

+1. The worst past is when you eat things with your hands that have a lot of salt and lemon. 

 

[kiarj]

And salted lemon is just so damn good!

+1

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Okay, so, everyone has a habit that is... strange by other people's standards.

I don't have any strange habits. I in general am considered strange by most people.

 

[El Perro Finlandese]

I scratch myself even if I'm not itchy.

 

[Vieira151]

Whenever I wank I always have to piss right after.

This.

I also pick/bite my finger nails.
I tend to pick scabs and bits of skin beside my nails.
Tap my fingers along to songs as if I'm playing Guitar or Guitar Hero when walking myself with headphones in.
I daydream a lot, about loads of things.
When in a group of people, and we are walking somewhere, and the group splits slightly into a few groups who are all talking, I tend to walk myself and daydreaming or observing the surroundings occurs.
I think up and/or make up melodies and riffs in my head during day to day activities.
I like to organise the shopping when I buy things(A habit I assume I picked up from helping my mother with shopping)
And another habit I picked up from my mum is that I dislike a bunch of bananas being on their 'backs'.

I probably have a few more though.

 

[regiment77]

As I walk, I assess the strategic value of the land around me.

 

[Birdtalon]

As I walk, I assess the strategic value of the land around me.

Sometimes I do this too, just to pass time.
I also bite my fingernails. I've tried to stop many times.

 

[Austupaio]

As I walk, I assess the strategic value of the land around me.

Hm, now that you mention it, I tend to try to work out the most efficient way to smash and grab any near-by residence or business.

 

[Chewbacca]

When Im playing a game and an AI dies, I always restart checkpoint to try and save him this time.

 

[Archonsod]

I sometimes vibrate at odd frequencies on a quantum level.