Your perfect mate

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calandale

Grandmaster Knight
Someone asked me to define this.
Here is what I came up with:

That's like asking to define pornography. :grin:

I know what I want. Decent looking, intelligent
enough to handle my interests (more than this, already
shares the peripherals , willing to be my slut, willing
to at least try my ideal of a triad, someone who respects
me enough so as not to cause unreasonable strife, someone
to unleash the inner beast even so, someone I can count
on in a deadly fight, emotionally strong enough to cope
with what I am, possibly my match in the mystical arts,
and maybe immortal.

I'm willing to compromise a bit though. Just not much.
Has to be able to be trained in the things she doesn't
yet have.

How about everyone else?
 
Intelligent girl, who has got to be a good talk..

She must be at least in my 'I'd do her' standard of beauty.

Really, making a girl too 'perfect' makes her boring.

Therefore, my perfect mate would be much of an not perfect person.
To exemplify: Imagine if everytime you whised to have sex she just accepted. The whole talking her into it must bring the whole fun to the thing.
 
pedrodiniz92 说:
To exemplify: Imagine if everytime you whised to have sex she just accepted.

Yeah. When would you get to rape her? :razz:

If I wanted that, I'd buy a realdoll.

Hmm....

 
Someone who's willing to look into the abyss of my soul and not recoil in horror.  In other words, someone who's willing to take the time to know the real me and still love may anyways.
All else is ultimately irrelevant.
 
I'd like someone who's intelligent as well. I don't care to much about the size of the boobs, and a nice face. I have this thing for short girls too.

Liking video games would also be nice.
 
Strong, independent, v. slightly tomboy as in still feminine but not girly girl, up for doing "manly" things such as slackin', wraslin', laughing at ****ty things, boozing and running around laughing and singing and dancing and pretending to know karate.

Also big tits and arse.

Basically my ex but not a twat.
 
Redcoat - Mic 说:
Strong, independent, v. slightly tomboy as in still feminine but not girly girl, up for doing "manly" things such as slackin', wraslin', laughing at ****ty things, boozing and running around laughing and singing and dancing and pretending to know karate.

Also big tits and arse.

Basically my ex but not a twat.
I concur.
 
I third Redcoat's, but with the exceptions that she doesn't have to look gorgeous and she is okay with every kind of plastic surgery.
 
Swadius 说:
I third Redcoat's, but with the exceptions that she doesn't have to look gorgeous and she is okay with every kind of plastic surgery.
Your perfect mate is an ugly barbie doll?
 
gamerwiz09 说:
Your perfect mate is an ugly barbie doll?

That can be fixed. Stupid on the other hand, cannot.

But hey, if supermodels with the intelligence of a two year old is your thing, then go for it!
 
gamerwiz09 说:
I didn't say I wanted a model did I? Just a nice face. And I said intelligent as well.

I notice you didn't specify whether or not she has a wang :wink:

To my advantage, if all I'm looking for is someone who can hold a conversation and is open to physical self improvement, then my chances of finding a person who fits that mold wouldn't be very hard.
 
Can't you guys put more effort into describing your perfect mate? :p

Physically attractive. I won't lie, I dig girls who actually look like girls. Pretty girls! So yes, looks do matter, atleast to me. I prefer proportionally-perfect girls, a slim-but-not-skinny frame with killer curves, bubble butts, perky boobs and everything else that can excite mortal men. I don't really like 'exotic' looks, though. I mostly go for cuteness when it comes to faces. Sexy faces intimidate me. Maybe I should elaborate on that more, but whatever.

A sweet/cute/pleasant voice. I want someone whom I can talk to and actually listen to at the same time. That pretty much sums this one up.

Awesome personality. Smart, funny, honest, outspoken, willing to take sexy risks, etc...

Sense of humour. A must-have if she wants to keep up with me.

Intelligent. Logic, common sense, and an interest in one or more intellectual pursuit is pretty hot to me.

Faithful. Seriously, ladies, you don't need to be bloody friendly with everyone else in the bloody world, especially if you're in a relationship. Being socially active is fine, but please, learn to consider our feelings before doing things like 'friendly flirting' and other forms of asshattery. Excuses such as 'I'm lonely' or 'I have needs too' will be shat on and thrown out the door. I want a girl who, for once, understands that some things they do can really hurt a guy's feelings. And STOP doing said things. Without us having to feel ****ty, complain, and end up being the whiny one in the relationship for something that isn't even our fault.

Woah. That last bit got a little emotional, but hey, yeah. Men are more or less the same when it comes to these things, but women tend to try to justify their idiotic actions. Which pisses me off. Anyway, basically the girl I'm currently with covers all these things quite nicely. She's not perfect, but she's perfect for me, and I'm happy. So yeah, I've already found my perfect mate. Hope you guys do too. Cheers.
 
A strong woman, who knows her way around the world and stands firmly in it. Intelligent, maybe a tad intellectual. Witty and with interesting points of view. I must say I am not above judging people somewhat by their cover, though everyone who has that 'spark' of life in their eyes interests me quickly. I have a penchant for women who are a bit musical. I melt easily on the sound of a voice or well played instrument...
 
Someone that is my better.

And yes, that might seem out of my league. But let me explain. For me, finding someone that is more intelligent than me is something I really enjoy. That way they can teach me something, and they're interesting company. Someone who can beat me in a fight is also a real turn-on. And I want someone with musical ability, and since I've been a bit lacking in my training, I haven't played seriously for years, a person that has musical ability is most likely better than me.

Oh, and a playful attitude, and an innocent demeanour. And a pyromaniac. And sadist-light.

If I could really start to dream though, humans are pretty boring. Some sci-fi aliens are more interesting, and wings are really hot. Something like the character Trance Gemini from Andromeda, but with wings. Seriously, fire is hot, and she's adorable.
 
I like the one I have just fine.

Someone who has some of my interests, but also the opposites of my interests. Someone who I can talk to for hours or just sit in comfortable silence with.
 
Haha!

No, no, I'm talking about my boyfriend. It gets a bit cold, sitting with the bike in winter, in that old brick shed... boyfriends, on my other hand, can be enjoyed in warm houses on a comfy sofa in front of a nice big fire!
 
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