Your most creative method of cheating

[amondrubee]

Whether you're currently in school or was in school once upon a time. What's your most creative method of cheating in closed book exams?

Me and my buddies communited by tapping pencils. It wasn't the sound of it but just the action. The number of tapping while squinting the pencil = question number and number of tapping while pointing the pencil straight = answer number. Everyone else just thought people fidgeting with their pencils are nervous or something.

Another time I used encryption. Lots of numbered writings on my arm and when asked I said they're phone numbers of my girlfriends when they're actually answers. I was called a pimp that day but never caught cheating.

 

[polovolo]

Whether you're currently in school or was in school once upon a time. What's your most creative method of cheating in closed book exams?

Me and my buddies communited by tapping pencils. It wasn't the sound of it but just the action. The number of tapping while squinting the pencil = question number and number of tapping while pointing the pencil straight = answer number. Everyone else just thought people fidgeting with their pencils are nervous or something.

Another time I used encryption. Lots of numbered writings on my arm and when asked I said they're phone numbers of my girlfriends when they're actually answers. I was called a pimp that day but never caught cheating.

hehe clever, perhaps i should try that out.
Me and my friends usually you'st yell the answers to each other. Our teachers dont give a f*ck

 

[Ilex]

I would find a suitable target, get her mom pregnant, marry the target, get her pregnant, wait 15 or so years, and get caught having a gangbang with my target's daughter (also my daughter) and her sister (also my daughter) and possibly her mother.

 

[tommylaw]

I'd revise...

 

[amondrubee]

I would find a suitable target, get her mom pregnant, marry the target, get her pregnant, wait 15 or so years, and get caught having a gangbang with my target's daughter (also my daughter) and her sister (also my daughter) and possibly her mother.

Are you stupid? Didn't you read my first post? Are you blind? 

 

[Tibertus]

I would find a suitable target, get her mom pregnant, marry the target, get her pregnant, wait 15 or so years, and get caught having a gangbang with my target's daughter (also my daughter) and her sister (also my daughter) and possibly her mother.

Are you stupid? Didn't you read my first post? Are you blind? 

Ilex's post is far more interesting and entertaining. I approve.

 

[amondrubee]

I would find a suitable target, get her mom pregnant, marry the target, get her pregnant, wait 15 or so years, and get caught having a gangbang with my target's daughter (also my daughter) and her sister (also my daughter) and possibly her mother.

Are you stupid? Didn't you read my first post? Are you blind? 

Ilex's post is far more interesting and entertaining. I approve.

 

[ChurchOfFonz]

Scan the label from a soda bottle, take it into paint or something and add w/e over the nutrition facts, print, wrap around bottle and you're done.

 

[Varric]

Creative methods, not one from youtube.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Whether you're currently in school or was in school once upon a time. What's your most creative method of cheating in closed book exams?

I didn't cheat. If I got good scores, it was because I'm awesome. If I got bad scores, at least it was because I needed to study more, and not because I was copying off someone else who was more academically deficient than me.

People who cheat are akin to people who lie; you can't trust them.

 

[Ambalon]

TL;dr on OP's post.

 

[Ilex]

Heh. Never used cheats myself. Never had problem succeeding in tests. I could see cheating coming back to me in uni since lot of the exams use prior knowledge and require you to apply things you've learned into different kinds of situations.

 

[Mage246]

I never really needed to study for tests anyway, so why would I bother to go to the trouble of cheating?

 

[Tuckles]

Our teacher's a lazy **** who wants us to check our classmates' papers, so it should be pretty obvious how we cheat.

 

[Corndawg]

Cheated once I believe, in 1st grade. It was on a spelling test and I got caught plus a very stern talking to . I've aced just about every single test from either being me or studying. I think I've failed two tests so far, but only time will tell.

 

[ash12181987]

I would only cheat on one thing... Spelling tests. And it wasn't all that hard. Teacher is at the front of class, I was at the back surrounded by 4 friends... "Oh, I need to stretch really quickly..."

 

[Lord Kehm]

The teacher would always let us read books if we got done with the test, so I'd complete the test to the best of my ability and then crack open my nice read from home.  Of course all the answers were written on a page, if the teacher came along I'd just turn a page, and pretend to keep reading.

 

[Troll]

Cheat? Why? I normally get nearly full score without a bit of studying so I have no need for cheating either.

 

[Bulle]

I don't really need cheating either. The only ones who has been suspicious of me has been classmates, but not for cheating but for favourism. Just because some teachers like me and I behave in class. Usually.

 

[Gobblecoque]

I've never really needed to cheat on tests. I rarely forget knowledge, so if there's something on a test I don't know, I likely never knew it to begin with.