You played too much of Mount and Blade when you...11

[Eagle114th]

1) When driving car, as you approach to other car heading into your direction at left side of lane, you'd grab your broom, aiming at that window shield protecting driver as if you were in joust against that knight or warrrior. When you whacked, causing stratch on that wind shield, a driver would go WTF?!?!??!!?? WTF?!?!??!!? ARRRRGH! and you'd go VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Never try this at home...)

2) When going to work, after you see a group of worker heading into your way, you yell at everyone near to you, FOLLOW ME!!! CHARGE!!! while using your chair as shield and pen as dagger...
(You try this at work, you'll get fired for sure)

3) When you see a bully at school trying to steal your money, you'd go "I AM NOT AFRIAD to fight with YOU, YOU sea raider scum!"

(If you are either too skinny or weak people, never try this!)

4) When you see cop chasing you for speeding, you'd try to speed up to aviod enemy cavalry chasing you, while throwing your food, clothes and everything at them and yell "OMG!!! ENEMY CAVALRY IS CHASING ME!!!"

(Never try this, trust me you dont want to... Otherwise you will be owned by these police while ending in jail... )


Now, I leave all of you to finish it off and I am very auxious to see what you got to add humor list to these list of mine!

cheers!


Eagle out...

 

[Zuwxiv]

5) When your teacher demands your homework, you tell them "I'll not ribe you for free passage!" and grap a chair to attack them with

6) LARP.

7) When you start posting on the forums.

 

[Kniggit]

8. When you see a someone in a fur coat, you charge and yell "DIE RIVER PIRATE"

9. When you are playing scrabble and the only Z word you can think of is Zendar (had this happen to me)

Ian

 

[Kniggit]

10. When you start to call Viegar war parties "Charlie"

11. When you start to base your LARP persona on your character

12. When you refer to your boss Harry as "King Haralus"

Ian

 

[Lhorkan]

13) When you go to a manege, and ask where the spirited coarsers are.

14) When you see a person crossing in a distance, your hand moves automaticly to the shift button. (happened to me )

15) When you're in a fight, you histericly move your head left, right up and down.

 

[Greyhawk]

...when you wake up in the morning with a great smile due to the fact that you during your sleep singlehandedly killed off everything that hunted you on the map... and your wife asks you why you growled and tried to hit her...

Edit: spl

 

[dadarkman]

Hhahahah, this is so funny

 

[RJii]

When you're outside and try to find the high ground to see the enemy.

When you think that everyone IS the enemy coz they don't have a green text over their heads.

When your fridge is empty and you decide to feed your horse to your party.

 

[tsuken]

When you're sitting on this forum trying to think of another funny line

 

[Lhorkan]

21) When you see someone wearing black coming close to a girl, you shout: hey dark knight, leave the refugees alone!

 

[Ilex]

22) When you go to the local market to ask for a mission from the shopkeeper

 

[alesch]

23) When you try impress women with your spirited charger.

24) Whn you try to figure out the armourclass of your clothing.

25) When you go into a bar and ask the bartender if you can hire some men to join your party (Do it! It'd be really funny. Post their reaction!)

 

[Lhorkan]

26) When you enter a bar with 37 men behind you, asking to rest until morning.

 

[tsuken]

lol

27. Reaching level 50
28. Reaching level 50 again

 

[Kniggit]

29, keep playing to see if you can get to lvl 51

 

[Sir Saladin]

heheh, bartenders just love stuff like that. Maybe you and your 37 men could just take a quick nap.

 

[Arathiel]

30. you constantly throw stuff at your roommates, and recite the difficulty of the shots after each hit.

 

[Kniggit]

31. You get so involved in the game, you think its real

(goes with 31) 32. You run away screaming "SEA RAIDERS, RUN" while you character gets killed

 

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32. When a family member says "you've played Mount & Blade too much".

 

[Sir Saladin]

When your family stages an "Intervention"