You know your girlfriend/boyfriend is crazy when...

[Phean]

You know your girlfriend/boyfriend is crazy when...

...your friends ask if you have protection, meaning; "do you have a loaded sidearm near the bed?"

...you have caught them chewing on batteries to get at the lithium.

...the police call to "make sure you are ok."

Please continue...

 

[Ruthven]

They actually go out with that Phean guy.

 

[Guan_Chung]

Hear, hear.

 

[Austupaio]

...your friends ask if you have protection, meaning; "do you have a loaded Desert Eagle .45 near the bed?"

Yeesh they are crazy. As far as I'm aware, there's no such thing as Desert Eagle in .45. If there is, they're extremely rare.

44 or 50 is what you're looking for.

 

[Orion]

I think they even chamber them in .357.

So yes, your friends are quite insane if they cannot correctly state the caliber of your Desert Eagle.

 

[Phean]

Fine, sorry, corrected. I'm not a gun person. Let the hatefest continue.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

You know your girlfriend/boyfriend is crazy when...

Please continue...

They don't do your every bidding.

 

[Kobrag]

They cheat behind your back with someone that is actually underage.

 

[Mage246]

Is it time for another batch of Kobrag story/myth telling again?

 

[Elenmmare]

No, it's actually what you call a forum. It's where the members (people like you and I) meet to post stuff. I think it's another one of those batches.

隐藏

In other words, 'k off with the Kobrag hating.

 

[FrisianDude]

You know your girlfriend/boyfriend is crazy when... they're your boyfriend/girlfriend.

 

[Vraid]

You know your boyfriend/girlfriend is crazy when they invite you to their house while in other company. Bad times... bad times...

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

You know your girlfriend is crazy when they still need a dildo for the other hole when you got two perfectly fine penises.

 

[Elenmmare]

You know your girlfriend is crazy when they still need a dildo for the other hole when you got two perfectly fine penises.

 

[Phean]

You know your girlfriend is crazy when they still need a dildo for the other hole when you got two perfectly fine penises.

WINNER! 

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

There are versions with three holes, ya know.

 

[Seff]

When the breakup reason is that you aren't woman enough for him When they don't stick around. Yeah.

 

[Kazzan]

You know your girlfriend is crazy when she starts to fart and poop during sex.

You know your girlfriend is crazy once she bites your **** while doing a *******.

You know your girlfriend is crazy once that she has had 5 cats, all of them dead.... she killing them (for morons)

 

[pesja]

You know your girlfriend is crazy when you log on to her computer and discover that "she" is already logged onto TaleWorlds, under the nickname of Kobrag.

 

[FrisianDude]

AHAHARRRGHHH