You guys i'm really distressed.

[Mage246]

Wow... you two entered the thread and sucked all the fun out of it.

 

[Vraid]

Chill, we're discussing the more important aspects of life. You and your philosophy can **** off.
P/S (Joking, mate.)

 

[okiN]

Take your pedophile stand-up routine on the road, boys. This is a serious thread and it has no place here.

 

[Hersen]

I have a penis.

And it is not that small.

 

[Vraid]

Take your pedophile stand-up routine on the road, boys. This is a serious thread and it has no place here.

Very well. 
What's serious about it, though? We're talking about clitorises?
Edit: Remember, Hersh, it's not length, it's width. 

 

[Tibertus]

I have a penis.

And it is not that small.

Does your mommy tell you that?

 

[okiN]

Very well. 
What's serious about it, though? We're talking about clitorises?

Well, this is clearly a very emotional time for Pavlov. We need to take his worries seriously and support him as best we can.

On the other hand, Pavel, you've been talking more and more lately about wanting to have sex with me, and between that and the changes you're so obviously going through, I'm beginning to feel just a little bit weirded out.

 

[Devercia]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Pavlov needs more 4chan experience.

FACT: When Pavlov starts a topic, he gets over 4 pages in an hour.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Males and females came from the same thing a long while ago. Or, more to the point men came along a while ago. Men are a mutation of women thus it is erroneous to say that the **** is a ****; it would be more accurate to say that the **** is a ****.

 

[kiarj]

Male and female came from the same thing a long while ago. Or, more to the fact, men came along a while ago. Men are a mutation of women thus it is erroneous to say that the **** is a ****; it would be more accurate to say that the **** is a ****.

So.. we're all lesbians?

...

That's kinda hot!

 

[Magorian Aximand]

I just want to see what happens when Pav hears that Swadius called him a woman.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

A MUTATED woman

 

[kiarj]

Hah! Like that kind of insults have any smack coming from a (very) underaged female!

(No, I really, really like hanging on that joke.)

 

[Pavlov]

Males and females came from the same thing a long while ago. Or, more to the point men came along a while ago. Men are a mutation of women thus it is erroneous to say that the **** is a ****; it would be more accurate to say that the **** is a ****.

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

*rips off shirt*

 

[Magorian Aximand]

In order to ... display your man boobs? I don't think that's helping...

 

[Magorian Aximand]

****, gals.

Fixed.

 

[kiarj]

****, gals.

Fixed.

Hah!

But really, I don't see why Pav's so distressed. I mean, as long as the receiving end is less manly than you, it's not gay, is it? I mean, look at Eric Salvail*! Even Kobrag could buttsex that guy and it wouldn't even be gay!

Or your local really gay show animator. I mean, Flamboyant gay, not homo gay.

 

[FrisianDude]

Pav, people only made it gay if the **** is DEVELOPED otherwise it's hetero

So say if you commit the act with a schoolboy, does that mean you're not gay?

Correct. That means you're a pedo, son.

 

[Sir Prince]

But.. wait what? I'd have thought this would make Pav HAPPY?

 

[Sir Saladin]

But.. wait what? I'd have thought this would make Pav HAPPY?

Yeah! Now he can be queer and still enjoy women. Whats the problem?