You guys i'm really distressed.

[Mage246]

Pav, people only made it gay if the **** is DEVELOPED otherwise it's hetero

So say if you commit the act with a schoolboy, does that mean you're not gay?

Nono, it's developed once it's old enough to be birthed at a healthy stage.

What about the small percentage of genetically male humans born without a penis? (Like Hershey over there, perhaps?)

 

[Vraid]

So little boys and asian men I can **** then Ruth? because their pee pees are small and underdeveloped? then why is it GAY to date an asian dude? and not gay to bang a chick?

And what mage said... so if niko had a small pecker, and I plowed him, it would be ok bc he has awesome boobers?

Pav, you can do what you want, just say surprise. As long as you only have them suck you off, then you're not gay, cos it feels the same no matter who does it.

 

[CJ1145]

So little boys and asian men I can **** then Ruth? because their pee pees are small and underdeveloped? then why is it GAY to date an asian dude? and not gay to bang a chick?

And what mage said... so if niko had a small pecker, and I plowed him, it would be ok bc he has awesome boobers?

No, it would not be ok. While it would be straight for you, you'd be taking away a wonderful prize from the gay community as a whole.

And then there's the whole matter of pedophilia, which while fun is rather illegal in most places.

 

[Ruthven]

So little boys and asian men I can **** then Ruth? because their pee pees are small and underdeveloped? then why is it GAY to date an asian dude? and not gay to bang a chick?

And what mage said... so if niko had a small pecker, and I plowed him, it would be ok bc he has awesome boobers?

No little boys, fetuses yes though. Asians, technically not gay, but dude, why on earth would you humplove an Asian? 

 

[Vraid]

Because skull-****ing is fun, no matter who you do it with.

 

[CJ1145]

Because skull-****ing is fun, no matter who you do it with.

Not really. There's this one person I know that's really hot, but she's got this tendency to snap her head back and to the side at random. You could just be ****ing away, and with absolutely no warning BAM! Cock snapped clean off.

 

[Mage246]

So little boys and asian men I can **** then Ruth? because their pee pees are small and underdeveloped? then why is it GAY to date an asian dude? and not gay to bang a chick?

And what mage said... so if niko had a small pecker, and I plowed him, it would be ok bc he has awesome boobers?

Pav, you can do what you want, just say surprise. As long as you only have them suck you off, then you're not gay, cos it feels the same no matter who does it.

Speaking from experience? I've been told that men and women give different feeling BJs, though.

 

[Flanged]

I can understand and accept that clits are just small dicks, or rather a small equivalent of the glans of the penis, with labia being like the scrotum and the "hood" of the **** being like a foreskin.

But if it's all so similar and stuff, why don't I have a tiny vagina on the front of my bawbag?  Eh?  Riddle me this!

Because you have too much Epic Win in your testicle sack, so there's no room for pussies in your pants. 

I accept your analysis of the situation.  It stands to reason.

It also stands to reason that this should be the fastest moving and most-rplied-to thread ever.  Because these are very serious issues that have to be addressed.

 

[Vraid]

Because skull-****ing is fun, no matter who you do it with.

Not really. There's this one person I know that's really hot, but she's got this tendency to snap her head back and to the side at random. You could just be ****ing away, and with absolutely no warning BAM! Cock snapped clean off.

Do you mean the girl from Grudge. Because I'd like the croaky sounds. It'd be like ****ing a beanie bag.

 

[Flanged]

Speaking from experience? I've been told that men and women give different feeling BJs, though.

The moustache makes all the difference.

 

[Vraid]

Speaking from experience? I've been told that men and women give different feeling BJs, though.

The moustache makes all the difference.

No, men and women don't have different shaped mouths, that should be obvious. It's just men can tickle your ballsack more easily.

 

[CJ1145]

Do you mean the girl from Grudge. Because I'd like the croaky sounds. It'd be like ****ing a beanie bag.

Nope. Typical blonde. Except, you know, the tendency to snap your **** off at the drop of a hat.

 

[Vraid]

Do you mean the girl from Grudge. Because I'd like the croaky sounds. It'd be like ****ing a beanie bag.

Nope. Typical blonde. Except, you know, the tendency to snap your **** off at the drop of a hat.

So... You've lost me? Your girlfriend has teeth in her mouth? What is she, over two!? What the ****, man!!!

 

[bugman]

Vraid dear. Trying too hard to be funny. Not working.

 

[CJ1145]

So... You've lost me? Your girlfriend has teeth in her mouth? What is she, over two!? What the ****, man!!!

No, no, no, she's not my girlfriend. It was a one night stand. And for your information, she was four!

 

[Vraid]

Vraid dear. Trying too hard to be funny. Not working.

You've lost me here, too. All I know is, if a women has a penis, as well as men, then you can't be gay. They're basically clones of Arnold Schwarzanegger, when he was in that movie about the pregnanat guy. And Buggy, I'm on a sugar rush. Forgive me.
Edit: CJ? Four is pushing it a bit, mate.
God, imagine a female Arnold Schwarzanegger.

 

[CJ1145]

Really? Too much? Have you been reading this thread at all?

 

[Vraid]

Really? Too much? Have you been reading this thread at all?

Well, there's reading, and then there's reading. I'm pretty much treating this like a porno situation. 

 

[CJ1145]

Well, there's reading, and then there's reading. I'm pretty much treating this like a porno situation. 

You're putting 4-year-old children in your porno?? Jesus Christ, man, that's disgusting! What the hell's wrong with you?

 

[Vraid]

Well, there's reading, and then there's reading. I'm pretty much treating this like a porno situation. 

You're putting 4-year-old children in your porno?? Jesus Christ, man, that's disgusting! What the hell's wrong with you?

Society, man, society... *Stares off into a cannabis-generated cloud*