You Give Us Gold Now!

[JohnathanStrange]

I am going to give you nothing but cold steel...Arthur, is that you?

Wha...oh, hello there Mr. Strange.

What's this accosting decent people on the King's Road?

Why you see, Mr. Strange, I'm a bandit now and these are me men.

Bandits, is it? Oh, I see. A bit of the rebel we are, aren't we.

No, it's our job. My vocational counselor suggested I'd be good at the old hack 'n slash, so one thing led to another, and here we are.

Well, it's a living, I suppose. Here, I'll get you lads started off right. How about 200 denars.

Thanks, Mr. Strange. Oh...a 1000 denar note? Well, let me see if we have cash to change that. Rufio, my second-in-command, usually has some scratch.

Thanks, Arthur. I've got to get these 10 barrels of ale and little Miss "I've Been Kidnapped" to Tulga by tomorrow. Say hello to your mother for me.

 

[aw89]

errr, lol?

 

[Dregor]

Hahaha that should be a random event when you come across a bandit.

 

[Mechstra]

That made me laugh. Brings across the absurdity of the situation.

 

[Vinz Klortho]

Arthur, is that you?
...
Rufio, my second-in-command

So, Peter Pan has resorted to banditry, and renamed himself Arthur to avoid Tinkerbell's suspicions?

 

[Manifold]

laffo

 

[Zuwxiv]

In words,

Hmm. Eh? HAHAH! ... mmm... wait, wtf?

 

[NorphTehDwarf]

Wewt at you, dude.

 

[okiN]

So, Peter Pan has resorted to banditry, and renamed himself Arthur to avoid Tinkerbell's suspicions?

That might be from "Anthony and Cleopatra", though. I think one of Anthony's generals was called Rufio.

 

[Vinz Klortho]

That makes much more sense.

I still like my mental image, though.

 

[Lhorkan]

I am going to give you nothing but cold steel...Arthur, is that you?

This is just too good.

 

[Reverie]

So ARthur then decides to start robbing the rich and feeding his dear dying grandmother who is looking after his dying saddlehorse who seems to have a nasty case of the sniffles?