Yoshiboy's Animal Death Match - Match 18 (3 Foxes vs 7 Turtles)

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I guess the foxes could beat the turtles by peeing on them...
Oh, I forgot that they pee only on hedgehogs.
Therefore, I declare the bird eating, shoe humping turtles as the winners of this contest. May God forgive me.

 

[The Mercenary]

The foxes would hurt their teeth on the turtles, the turtles wouldn't be able to fight back in such a way that would be fatal to the foxes. It'd be an epic stalemate.

 

[Krik]

The foxes would hurt their teeth on the turtles, the turtles wouldn't be able to fight back in such a way that would be fatal to the foxes. It'd be an epic stalemate.

The Mercenary speaks the truth!

 

[Elenmmare]

I like turtles.

 

[Sushiman70]

Awkward Turtle is my friend.

 

[Do not look here]

How it can be explained, that this thread is full of turtle-lovers (sick...), but in the poll foxes are winning?

 

[touareg]

foxes are cooler because they are orange

 

[Corvus]

Awkward Turtle is my friend.

It's getting around!!

 

[greatsword]

Alligator snapping turtles would bite the fox's legs off

 

[Elenmmare]

I actually prefer foxes. One of my favourite aminows

 

[Sushiman70]

The foxes would win, but the turtles would edge the coolness.

 

[Do not look here]

Well... now it is clear for me. Minority of fox-lovers (sick...) take over majority of turtle-lovers

 

[Shik]

"The Alligator Snapping Turtle lives in Southern U.S waters... they consume almost any kind of meat and have been known to kill actual alligators."

Foxes are screwed.

 

[AWdeV]

Holy Christ that critter is ****ing cool.

 

[omzdog]

Its a possibility that turtles would win. But I think with the sly devilish furtiveness of a fox, they'd be able to out wit their shelled opponents. Just look at them.

隐藏

The first thing that came to my mind when I read fox was Rommel

My votes with fox becuase of this man.

 

[Elenmmare]

It should be noted that Fei showed a baby turtle; some of them get up to 45 lbs.

 

[iamahorse]

Turtles, as foxes are not all that vicious for one and there are pretty damned evil turtles out there. Almost lost a pinky to one.

 

[AWdeV]

ohmygod. YOUR ENTIRE PINKY?! What monsters! D:

Anyway foxes are usually portrayed as cunning and mischievous and not as bad-ass armoured warriors. This means something, people.

 

[Elenmmare]

They didn't build a blacksmith?

 

[AWdeV]

What? Foxes?