Yoshiboy's Animal Death Match - Match 18 (3 Foxes vs 7 Turtles)

[Fachxphyre]

turtle power, yo.

 

[Silver]

Yeah, it depends on what kind of turtles. Snapping turtles, the foxes could outnumber them 5 to one and they'd still win. Smaller turtles, the foxes could win.

 

[Mabons]

That video is lethal. Damn. I've seen a snapping turtle bite a guys toe off before, but that was scary.

3 foxes vs 7 turtles? How many mutant ninja turtles are there...

 

[Moss]

Yeah. Turtles. Those little bastards are also incredibly fast, despite the stereotype.

 

[Mage246]

How does a fox hurt a turtle? They have some armor on the bottom, too, so turning them over doesn't really help.

But anyway, the turtle wins, because of this: http://www.cooknsee.com/foxturtle.htm

 

[Orion]

Turtles. Foxes are typically scavengers anyways and tend to run away from a fight, whereas turtles will sit there and bite back.

 

[Sushiman70]

I think its close, but the fox would edge it slightly, because turtles can't run. Also, when you say turtle are you referring to the giant beasts you find in the Caribbean, or the tiny things you get from a pet shop?

 

[Do not look here]

I think its close, but the fox would edge it slightly, because turtles can't run. Also, when you say turtle are you referring to the giant beasts you find in the Caribbean, or the tiny things you get from a pet shop?

Or are they teenage mutant ninja turtles? That's the thing. It is not specified what kind of turtle, can someone (*looking at Yoshiboy*) explain it?

 

[Revilo]

I think its close, but the fox would edge it slightly, because turtles can't run. Also, when you say turtle are you referring to the giant beasts you find in the Caribbean, or the tiny things you get from a pet shop?

Or are they teenage mutant ninja turtles? That's the thing. It is not specified what kind of turtle, can someone (*looking at Yoshiboy*) explain it?

If the turtles are of the teenage mutant kind then theres even less of a chance for the foxes! This is not just because I love turtles

 

[AWdeV]

Haha. I love pigeons getting what they deserve. Anyway, Foxes stand no chance. They each have to fight two armoured bastards. No chance at all.

 

[tommylaw]

Haha. I love pigeons getting what they deserve. Anyway, Foxes stand no chance. They each have to fight two armoured bastards. No chance at all.

What's wrong with pigeons?

 

[Untitled.]

Turtles would win.

 

[AWdeV]

Haha. I love pigeons getting what they deserve. Anyway, Foxes stand no chance. They each have to fight two armoured bastards. No chance at all.

What's wrong with pigeons?

Weeelll, for one; they're pigeons. Flying rats, the lot of them. Only difference between them and a rat is that these ****ers have a bombard attack.

 

[GhostsInTheSnow]

Wtf is a turtle going to do...If they were like snapping turtles or something then power to the turtles but yeah....i think the foxes would get bored and leave, is that a win for the turtles?

 

[tommylaw]

Haha. I love pigeons getting what they deserve. Anyway, Foxes stand no chance. They each have to fight two armoured bastards. No chance at all.

What's wrong with pigeons?

Weeelll, for one; they're pigeons. Flying rats, the lot of them. Only difference between them and a rat is that these ****ers have a bombard attack.

Well I like pigeons, I've been shat on by one, and I still like them.

 

[AWdeV]

Remind me never to be interested in your personal life. 

 

[tommylaw]

Remind me never to be interested in your personal life. 

On the ****ing street...   

 

[greatsword]

Yeah if there alligator snapping turtles.

 

[LuckyDuckly]

How the hell would the turtles win? It's like a match between three ninja cannibals and seven senior citizens sucking six salubrious Swedish sausage sandwiches sauteed in super special spaghetti sauce. I'm sorry...alliteration was too tempting. Just remove everything after the word citizens.

 

[Sparkyninja]

Oh trust me those turtles are crafty.... Damn turtles, always get away...