Yarn of insignificant questions

[Sheriff-murder]

Constantly having questions that isn't worth starting a thread about, and doesn't fit in other threads? Or things that you just feel silly about asking other people about in person?
At least I have them all the time, I thought it ought to be useful to have a thread when you suddenly think of something you'd like to figure out.

 

[Seltus]

Why do shampoo producers insist on producing specific shampoos for specific types of hair, when there exists shampoo for ALL hair in a single bottle? I must know.

 

[gamerwiz09]

Likely the same reason there are different sizes of condoms.

 

[Sheriff-murder]

Or probably an excuse to be able to sell expensive "designer" products.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

This thread is silly.

[me=Pharaoh Llandy]hijacks the thread, fixes cannons onto the front of it, paints go-faster racing stripes on the sides, and drives it into Yerp to begin annexing small countries.[/me]

 

[Sheriff-murder]

Noooooooo! /vader

 

[El Perro Finlandese]

This thread is silly.

[me=Pharaoh Llandy]hijacks the thread, fixes cannons onto the front of it, paints go-faster racing stripes on the sides, and drives it into Yerp to begin annexing small countries.[/me]

Can I come too? And litter the way with bodies, of soda cans.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

I don't approve of littering. Those cans could be put to good use. Did you know that there are people living in favellas who would give their eighth son for such quality building materials.

 

[Dryvus]

Why did the salt man sprinkle salt on our miniscule front walkway when there wasn't any ice on it?

And why is it green? 

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

It's not salt, it's crushed kryptonite. They're on to you!

 

[CJ1145]

When we die, do we stop living?

 

[Eino]

What's the highest speed for snails ans turtles? Why are sloths so slow?

 

[killer-blead]

Why aren't we related to birds instead of apes? Atleast then we could fly!

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

When we die, do we stop living?

Are we even truly alive to begin with?

What's the highest speed for snails ans turtles? Why are sloths so slow?

Laden or unladen?

Why aren't we related to birds instead of apes? Atleast then we could fly!

Because birds are stupid.

 

[killer-blead]

I would give up my abilitie to think/be human if that would mean I could fly humans are crap anyway. Birds don't do crazy **** like massdestruction anyway, right?

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Birds don't do crazy **** like massdestruction anyway, right?

Unless they're american. Or swedish.

 

[CJ1145]

Thousands of birds are dropping dead as we speak. Does this mean birds are currently engaged in a secret biological warfare campaign?

 

[FrisianDude]

We ARE related to birds.

 

[FrisianDude]

I'm not a memefag either.

 

[Dryvus]

What's the meaning of life?  (What?  Not insignificant enough? )

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