Would You Survive????

[BattleCroft]

Well I am creating this thread because of a dream I had last night,
It started out that I was in my room and when I walked out I was on
the Warband Ruins map In which I had to fight for my life, no keyboard no computer
just an axe and my wits.

Well anyway here is my question Do you think you would survive if you, were to say sucked into your computer
right into warband this second?

If so comment on what you would do to survive or if you even think you would...

Live Well, Battlecroft

 

[AWdeV]

Hah! Only if I get the unlimited lives warband has. Otherwise, I'd be ****ed from every angle.

 

[Verbeek]

i would totally sell my cellphone to this mediaval guys. This 'magic' box for a horse. And then ride away, to the sunset. And then,.. meh

 

[RogueCruiser]

I would think up some crazy thing and make a lazzeer BEaM oUt of it. 

No serioursly, i would take up my axe and have some fun, while exploiting glitches that were not figured out as my detail would overload the games capacity and it would crash, killing me in the process

 

[havoc]

I would hide and wait for someone to walk past, jump them and steal their stuff. Then i would survive.

 

[BattleCroft]

I would sell "condoms" made out of horse intestine.....

 

[An4Sh]

I'd hide and run when the round is over.

 

[butscrew]

What An4sh said. Though I may have sex with a good looking female corpse and loot a few bodies first.

 

[havoc]

What An4sh said. Though I may have sex with a good looking female corpse and loot a few bodies first.

That goes without saying.

 

[butscrew]

Not everyone is into having sex with dead chicks. Having sex with themselves is perfectly acceptable though apparently. Bah, people and their need to breath.

 

[omzdog]

I'd get so ****ing pissed at all the horsemen coming in at every angle and call hax on xbow.

 

[butscrew]

I'd get so ****ing pissed at all the horsemen coming in at every angle and call hax on xbow.

Imagine if an English pikeman during the Hundred Years War all of a sudden yelled out "HAX! The French knights are OP, nerf the bastards." That would be you?

Quite funny actually.

 

[DameGreyWulf]

I'd get so ****ing pissed at all the horsemen coming in at every angle and call hax on xbow.

Yes.

Good thing I know how to ride a horse.

I am small enough all I have to do is duck!

Problem is I'd probably get easily overbalanced by my own weaponry, etc. Bagh!

Me as-is, I probably wouldn't do very well, no.

[me=DameGreyWulf]suddenly contemplates taking up jousting, then wonders if such a thing were possible.[/me]

 

[omzdog]

Imagine if an English pikeman during the Hundred Years War all of a sudden yelled out "HAX! The French knights are OP, nerf the bastards." That would be you?

Quite funny actually.

Longbow is OP, not knights. That pikeman would surely be banned.

 

[Nightblade+--]

I'd just walk up to them with a bunch of scrolls, selling time-share deals and such. Their AI would just self destruct man. No human can endure the wandering babel of a salesman in heat.

 

[havoc]

Grab a xbow and do some roof exploits then some 2h spamming, just to **** people off and get banned.

 

[Sheriff-murder]

Having sex with themselves is perfectly acceptable though apparently.

Hey, that's incensetive to us monosexuals!
I just happen to have abilities that I appreciate. I am reliable and would never cheat on myself.
If it's wrong to fall for someone who is perfect for me...
People like you give people like me a hard time, it's not right!

 

[butscrew]

If you had sex with a dead person I probably wouldn't be so hard on you.

 

[BattleCroft]

come on guys stay on topic! even though this is hilarious

 

[Regendur]

No.

(To both questions. )