Would you give a ******* for a million € ?

[Magorian Aximand]

A few minutes of displeasure with the occasional uncomfortable flashback in exchange for financial security?

No question.


It's certainly not the most pleasant way to become a millionaire, but if better opportunities aren't present...

 

[tommylaw]

My girlfriend just saw this thread and went "A million? Yeah I would."

So I vote yes on her behalf.

 

[AWdeV]

I hope for your sake that she doesn't expect you to pony up that kind of money.

 

[Lascivo]

Could you perhaps describe the penis?

 

[Nahkuri]

 

[Moss]

Nope. Switch it around to an attractive lady and the answer is still no.

Financial security is great and all (though that's being said as someone who's never experienced anything remotely like financial stability), but there are more important things in life. Like not satisfying some rich sack of craps notion that he can make someone do whatever he wants by throwing his/her money around. Don't even care if the next person down the street takes them up on it, reinforcing the notion that the poor can be forced to do whatever the rich want is a more distasteful concept to me than taking a cock to the mouth. Essentially I refuse to let some jerk-off play at being a rapist.

 

[Ambalon]

Expanding on my answer: as long as it's clean and disease free, sure.
And since I'm being payed, it's not gay.

 

[Mage246]

My girlfriend just saw this thread and went "A million? Yeah I would."

So I vote yes on her behalf.

I think you mean she votes yes on your behalf! As otherwise it wouldn't count.

 

[AWdeV]

Could you perhaps describe the penis?

It's male, weighs four-and-a-half kilos, is 3 foot long and a foot in diameter and has a topspeed of mach 1.

edit:

Essentially I refuse to let some jerk-off play at being a rapist.

That's not what's happening here. It's prostitution without pimps or people smuggling, so good honest business.

Chasing ambulances is worse.

 

[AWdeV]

Not much of a point to make, really. The only point you'll make is "No, I'm not doing it". Well, ****, he'll just find someone else.

 

[Nahkuri]

And since I'm being payed, it's not gay.

The only situation where I can imagine sucking cock not being gay is when you're threatened into doing it at gunpoint or something. Accepting money for it makes it gay and a whoring.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

There reputably many a porn actor who aren't gay in real life, but will do gay films due to the higher salary. I'm not sure they're actually gay though.

 

[Revilo]

Without a doubt, and probably for substantially less as well.

Two hundred?

Two hundred thousand, or just two hundred? Two hundred thousand, sure. That's first house/apartment/whatever money. Two hundred? No thanks.

 

[AWdeV]

Not much of a point to make, really. The only point you'll make is "No, I'm not doing it". Well, ****, he'll just find someone else.

Really? It makes me think of throwing candy to poor children and watching them fight over it, or something like that. I'm guessing that most people on this forum aren't prostitutes, but in the scenario their being asked to perform a sexual act for money anyways. The million Euro man is pretty much saying "I can make you do something that you would normally never consider because I'm rich! HAHAHA!"

Yeah, but you're not likely to sit eight hours in a cubicle with bad coffee for free either, now are you? He's not forcing you, it's a business deal. If you don't want to, then you don't. Your choice. He can make the offer because he's rich, yeah, but that's not forcing anybody.

 

[Nahkuri]

Two hundred thousand, or just two hundred? Two hundred thousand, sure. That's first house/apartment/whatever money. Two hundred? No thanks.

10k?

 

[MrExpendable]

Nope. Switch it around to an attractive lady and the answer is still no.

Financial security is great and all (though that's being said as someone who's never experienced anything remotely like financial stability), but there are more important things in life. Like not satisfying some rich sack of craps notion that he can make someone do whatever he wants by throwing his/her money around. Don't even care if the next person down the street takes them up on it, reinforcing the notion that the poor can be forced to do whatever the rich want is a more distasteful concept to me than taking a cock to the mouth. Essentially I refuse to let some jerk-off play at being a rapist.

This x1000. I don't value money, and take life with all it's financial challenges if it means staying by my principals.

 

[AWdeV]

Why? Are your principals giving you financial support?

 

[Nahkuri]

My last principal was a bully and an *******.

 

[MrExpendable]

Why? Are your principals giving you financial support?

No, but they do give me the strength to endure the stress whilst handling financial insecurity.

Bottom line is that I'm not turned around by a man-made something which supposedly bears more value than said principals.

 

[AWdeV]

My last principal was a bully and an *******.

Would you give him a ******* for a million euros?

Or a ******, in this case.

Why? Are your principals giving you financial support?

No, but they do give me the strength to endure the stress whilst handling financial insecurity.

Bottom line is that I'm not turned around by a man-made something which supposedly bears more value than said principals.

Principles. And your baloney principles aren't worth diddly.