Would you choke a *****?

[Mage246]

Pav's the one who'll be getting the *****, that makes him *my* whore.

 

[Pavlov]

unfortunately for you all i just married Highelf on IRC. It's official, we docked penises and everything.

 

[Mage246]

WTF!?! You two went behind my back!

 

[vadermath]

Pav's the one who'll be getting the *****, that makes him *my* whore.

unfortunately for you all i just married Highelf on IRC. It's official, we docked penises and everything.

Bwahahahahaha! ****ing epic .

 

[Mage246]

Looks like I'll have to relinquish my quasi-gay status and go back to being plain old straight . How dull.

 

[vadermath]

Relax. You could always be Pav's secret little plaything.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

WTF!?! You two went behind my back!

Actually, I think it was that they didn't go behind your back. If you know what I mean.

 

[Yeomann]

We all know you want to jump his bones, why else would you have spent so much time hanging out with him on his forum? It's certainly not anything that a sane, intelligent person would want to do, so it must have been love.

...

Eh, let this fool have his fun.

 

[FrisianDude]

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Eh, let this fool have his fun.

Ah, so you do learn, Yeomann.

 

[hayabusa12]

I would choke a ***** hard and then give her a Colombian necktie and **** the hole.

 

[Weren]

No i would not choke a ***** and Mage is gay.

 

[tommylaw]

Choke in what sense?

***** in what sense?

Gay in what sense?

 

[Yeomann]

Yeomann.

[me=Yeoman]rages[/me]

 

[Mage246]

Gay in the sense that I get laid by women more than any of these jealous TW virgins, as far as I can tell. I know, it's confusing.

 

[CJ1145]

I would totally choke a *****. And Mage is not gay as long as he has control of the Taleworlds Dojo.

 

[Yeomann]

Gay in the sense that I get laid by women more than any of these jealous TW virgins, as far as I can tell.

Of course.......

 

[Sir Lulzalot]

Gay in the sense that I get laid by women more than any of these jealous TW virgins, as far as I can tell. I know, it's confusing.

So you sleep with more women out of shame that you are gay? Or do you sleep with more women to try and convince other people you aren't gay? 

 

[Hietala]

Subliminal messaging FTW
MAGE IS GAY   

MAGE IS GAY 

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Lol. Awesome.

 

[Tibertus]

Gay in the sense that I get laid by women more than any of these jealous TW virgins, as far as I can tell. I know, it's confusing.

So you sleep with more women out of shame that you are gay? Or do you sleep with more women to try and convince other people you aren't gay? 

I think he would sleep with them for their vaginas.
I would choke a ***** in so many ways, and I don't think Mage is any more gay than most people here.