Would you choke a *****?

[Archonsod]

Does that include you, Arch?

I'm not people.

 

[herre]

who is this Mage?

 

[Kobrag]

He is the force that binds us, penetrates us, and urinates in our collective anus after sex.

 

[El Georgeo McFudge]

But it's not like he's gay or anything...

 

[Shiro]

Pavlov is awesome.

 

[Kamos32]

I don't think I would choke a *****, the only thing I've ever choked is my chicken.

And Mage is of course gay.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Does that include you, Arch?

I'm not people.

You've been priceless lately man.

 

[vadermath]

Does that include you, Arch?

I'm not people.

Crap, forgot about that.

 

[italiano]

I'm not really into choking *****es, but I would if it fought back.

 

[vadermath]

Fine, but what about Mage?

 

[italiano]

I wouldn't choke him, it's interesting to have someone around that will disagree with everything I say .

Oh, if he's gay? It would explain why he always disagrees with me, as it might be his way of capturing my attention. Mage, do you have a crush on me?

 

[vadermath]

Hey, wait a minute...Mage says that his only crush is on Pav, but I think there might be one other person on this forum who would be interesting in seducing Mage...kudos to the one who guesses who it is.

 

[Mage246]

Well, I'm stumped. Oh, and btw, An4sh is gay too. Notice the custom tag:

An4Sh

    * I want Pavlovs tit pee poo hole

 

[italiano]

Mage, do you have a crush on me?

I take that as a no? 

 

[vadermath]

I'll say only this; If Mage is found on the street, with a ravaged anus, and a fresh "Kobrag was here" tattoo on his left buttock, don't make me drive to the hospital.

 

[Mage246]

Oh please, Kobrag has a crush on everyone. Plus, there's no way his weedy ass would be able to rape me, anyway. Go home noob, you're embarrassing yourself.

 

[vadermath]

I'm confused. Why would Kobrag's ass be involved in this business? 

 

[Mage246]

Yes, you're confused. On that we agree.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

/vote If she annoyed me enough

 

[vadermath]

Yes, you're confused. On that we agree.

You realize you will never get to be Pavlov's whore with that attitude?