Would you choke a *****?

[Mage246]

The Pavenis is always erect, why would he need to do that?

 

[Selothi]

If the Pavenis was always erect, Pav wouldn't have enough blood in the rest of his body to survive, unless his nutsack also contains a pouch full of blood especially for his ****, in which case that would need to come along with the Pavenis.

All in all, a very messy business.

 

[Lord Leoric of Wercheg]

The Pavenis will be turned into a dildo so that Pav can **** himself with it. You'd have to ask if you could borrow it, but I don't think he's going to share it with anybody.

I thought the Pavenis became a sentient creature who wishes to break away from Pav.

 

[okiN]

If the Pavenis was always erect, Pav wouldn't have enough blood in the rest of his body to survive, unless his nutsack also contains a pouch full of blood especially for his ****, in which case that would need to come along with the Pavenis.

I think the **** gangrene would be a more pressing issue than the blood deficiency elsewhere.

 

[bugman]

If the Pavenis was always erect, Pav wouldn't have enough blood in the rest of his body to survive, unless his nutsack also contains a pouch full of blood especially for his ****, in which case that would need to come along with the Pavenis.

I think the **** gangrene would be a more pressing issue than the blood deficiency elsewhere.

Or the inablity to piss easily.

 

[vadermath]

I thought the Pavenis became a sentient creature who wishes to break away from Pav.

After becoming a sentient creature, the Pavenis became extremely hostile. Now Pavlov wishes to break away from it, not vice versa.

Also, this thread should be Hall of Famed.

 

[Yeomann]

No, I would not choke a *****, I would love the ***** though.

And Mage is gay.

 

[Mage246]

Least I'm only gay for Pav, that's at least understandable. You're gay for Dimos, and how ****ed up is that?

 

[vadermath]

With that kind of attitude, I have more of a chance to get some of Pav's ***** then you losers.

 

[Lt. of the tower]

With that kind of attitude, I have more of a chance to get some of Pav's ***** then you losers.

You need to win a gold ticket first  .

 

[Selothi]

Least I'm only gay for Pav, that's at least understandable. You're gay for Dimos, and how ****ed up is that?

See, insecurity again. There's only one thing you know for sure about your sexuality, and to hide the rest, you just become aggressive to everyone else.

Why not ask for help, I'm sure it'll be given ?

 

[Mage246]

People who are insecure about their own sexuality tend to see it in others, even though it isn't there. Get the picture, or do I need to spell it out? I'm a straight man who's gay for Pav, and I'm so secure about my sexuality that I'm not going to hide it.

 

[Yeomann]

You're gay for Dimos, and how ****ed up is that?

...
?

 

[Mage246]

We all know you want to jump his bones, why else would you have spent so much time hanging out with him on his forum? It's certainly not anything that a sane, intelligent person would want to do, so it must have been love.

 

[Archonsod]

Only two type of people post in Off Topic, steers and queers. And I've not seen any steers.

 

[vadermath]

Does that include you, Arch?

 

[Togakure]

Only two type of people post in Off Topic, steers and queers. And I've not seen any steers.

Moo?

Edit:  OT: No, I wouldn't.  Not into gaspers.

 

[Kobrag]

I vote to choke mage with my penis. He is also gay.

 

[FrisianDude]

I don't understand the hating. Why can't there be a pavenis and a pavussy at the same time?

 

[An4Sh]

I already choked a *****(of course not till she died) so yes, I'd definitely choke a *****. And mage is gay.