Would you choke a *****?

[Sparkyninja]

 

[bjorne.]

There is heated dildos. My ex-girlfriend gots one. You  plug it into the wall and for 5 minutes it's warm. Not buring. But warm.

 

[Kazzan]

And of course you had to try it didn't you?
How'd it feel?

 

[Ambalon]

Apparently Borjne wasn't enough for his girlfriend. 

 

[Suspect-Device]

Probably why she left him.

 

[italiano]

Apparently Borjne wasn't enough for his girlfriend. 

If most guys could please their women, there wouldn't be so many willing to be picked up at a bar, club, or supermarket.

 

[Pavlov]

There is heated dildos. My ex-girlfriend gots one. You  plug it into the wall and for 5 minutes it's warm. Not buring. But warm.

Dude don't share that.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Haha, if you're good enough, she won't want that.

 

[vadermath]

There is heated dildos. My ex-girlfriend gots one. You  plug it into the wall and for 5 minutes it's warm. Not buring. But warm.

One question: Did she cut off your ****, or did you not have one in the first place? Or is microscopical?

 

[Ambalon]

There is heated dildos. My ex-girlfriend gots one. You  plug it into the wall and for 5 minutes it's warm. Not buring. But warm.

One question: Did she cut off your ****, or did you not have one in the first place? Or is microscopical?

She told me it was 3.5 inches when erect, so...

 

[vadermath]

I see this as a birth of a re-occurring gag. 

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Haha, gag, haha.

 

[Tibertus]

Haha, gag, haha.

I get it!

隐藏

like on a cock, right?

 

[Almalexia]

Haha, gag, haha.

I get it!

隐藏

like on a cock, right?

*palm applies to face*

 

[Tibertus]

Haha, gag, haha.

I get it!

隐藏

like on a cock, right?

*palm applies to face*

I'm right though, right? 

 

[Ambalon]

Haha, gag, haha.

I get it!

隐藏

like on a cock, right?

*palm applies to face*

I'm right though, right? 

Yeah, you are.

隐藏

I'm not saying bollocks, am I?

 

[vadermath]

I meant gag as in, joke, you sexually obsessed maniacs.

 

[Tibertus]

I m...(a) sexually obsessed maniac.

 

[Ambalon]

I m...(a) sexually obsessed maniac.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Actually, I was thinking of a gag, like a sex toy, rather than gagging someone. And we all know what you meant Vader.