Would you choke a *****?

[pesja]

No. I just keep a tight smile, no teeth, and give you a thrilled and satisfied look. I might hum a little, if the setting is right, but that's soon just a forgotten rarity.

 

[vadermath]

So that's how you frighten your victims into submission?

 

[pesja]

Oh, God! No! That's how I look at them when they are lying in fetal position and crying on the floor.

 

[Dragir]

Nothing as deliciously fragile as a human mind...

 

[vadermath]

Says the one who's avatar is a ****ing kitten.

 

[Fall of Denial]

Hell ya, indeed I would choke a *****.

Click here for details.

 

[Ambalon]

Says the one who's avatar is a ****ing kitten.

 

[Dragir]

Says the one who's avatar is a ****ing kitten.

Cats are arrogant, selfish, murderous opportunitists. And they get away with it because they're fluffy. What's not to like?

 

[vadermath]

That's correct. But your avatar isn't a cat. It's a kitten. Kittens are cute, smiling fluffy balls of joy. And look, the one on your avatar is smiling.

 

[AWdeV]

Looks less like a happy kitten and more like a constipated kitten. 


Edit: Maybe a happy constipation, but the constipation's definitely there.

 

[Suspect-Device]

That's correct. But your avatar isn't a cat. It's a kitten. Kittens are cute, smiling fluffy balls of joy. And look, the one on your avatar is smiling.

Those little bastards have razor sharp claws that sink into skin like a hot dildo through Kobrag.

 

[Dragir]

That's correct. But your avatar isn't a cat. It's a kitten. Kittens are cute, smiling fluffy balls of joy. And look, the one on your avatar is smiling.

Why do you think he's smiling? Because he has just decapitated a mouse. That's his kind of humour.

 

[vadermath]

Actually, his expression is more like "A mouse just cut off my ****".

 

[Mage246]

That's correct. But your avatar isn't a cat. It's a kitten. Kittens are cute, smiling fluffy balls of joy. And look, the one on your avatar is smiling.

Those little bastards have razor sharp claws that sink into skin like a hot dildo through Kobrag.

Maybe you just have weak skin?

 

[Ambalon]

That's correct. But your avatar isn't a cat. It's a kitten. Kittens are cute, smiling fluffy balls of joy. And look, the one on your avatar is smiling.

Why do you think he's smiling? Because he has just decapitated a mouse. That's his kind of humour.

Hmm. No. Not funny, sire.

 

[Almalexia]

That's correct. But your avatar isn't a cat. It's a kitten. Kittens are cute, smiling fluffy balls of joy. And look, the one on your avatar is smiling.

Those little bastards have razor sharp claws that sink into skin like a hot dildo through Kobrag.

That has to be the greatest analogy I've ever read.

 

[vadermath]

Do they even make hot dildo's? Some kind of built-in heater, I suppose?

 

[Almalexia]

Do they even make hot dildo's? Some kind of built-in heater, I suppose?

I'd think Kobrag would know.

 

[Ambalon]

I was thinking about the heated dildo, if there isn't one yet, I could make fortunes with it (no, not by making a porn movie)

 

[vadermath]

Too late, I'm already getting the camera...