Worst game movies ever made?

[Worbah]

Why bother giving us seven choices? I picked all the movies

You whore, there's no better drunk-movie than Mortal Kombat!

Well, Ok, Ford Fairlane is better, but still.

 

[WarlordOfWar]

I never thought Doom as a movie is already out, I thought it will come soon, by the way who can't wait for a real "game movie" called World OfWarcraft? Yes Blizzard will make a WoW BC-movie. This will be lame I think, even for WoW fans.

 

[Gculk]

Well, if they have the people writing the stories and not the people making the game as the producer of the movie it should actually be pretty good, their stories are pretty solid, it is just the game is worse than having Nari's sodomizer pulled on you.

 

[Gabeed]

Dungeons and Dragons, hands down.  I haven't seen Doom . . . but anything can be better than watching Dungeons and Dragons.
I hear they're making a Gears of War movie . ..which strikes me as odd, as that game had roughly no storyline.

 

[Oubliette]

Don't forget, Streetfighter was a glorious Van Damme cheese-fest. Mind you, that's a good thing in my book.

On the topic of games based off movies, any thoughts on the movie treatment Jagged Alliance is expecting to get?

 

[Worbah]

On the topic of games based off movies, any thoughts on the movie treatment Jagged Alliance is expecting to get?

there's going to be a JA movie? w00t!

 

[WarlordOfWar]

There was a SF movie? Uhm what next? Marvel vs Capcom? Was there a Tekken movie btw?

 

[Voutare]

I voted for all of them.

 

[Oubliette]

there's going to be a JA movie? w00t!

Apparently. Strategy First partnered with Union Entertainment back in March and announced that they were making a movie adaptation of the game. Not sure what will come of it, but either way, I think it's a better ethos to look for a game that translates well onto film rather than simply exploiting popular IPs to make an easy cash-in.

 

[Gabeed]

Ok, I just saw Doom . . .I'd say it's roughly as bad as the Resident Evil movies.  It makes less sense than them, but the first-person scene was kinda cool.

 

[WarlordOfWar]

I ask me... why, ... yeah why can there not be a movie that is as good as the game itself? I think the only one which I liked was Final Fantasy: Advent Children.

 

[Merentha]

Ok, I just saw Doom . . .I'd say it's roughly as bad as the Resident Evil movies.  It makes less sense than them, but the first-person scene was kinda cool.

Doom was so cheesy that watching was actually amusing to me.  While it didn't intend to be a comedy, it was one of the funnier movies I saw that year.  Mortal Kombat was likewise good, especially while drunk. 

My vote would go to Dungeons and Dragons.

 

[Death From Above]

Back to bad films, the Dungeons and Dragons one?

Yea,there was a black elf(n***** i mean) and he was thief!11!

Keep your racism off these forums.  -Janus

 

[Silver]

Is that racism though? In the DnD universe there are no black elves (except drow and that's because they clean chimneys all day). I'm not disapproving with him being banned, just the racism isn't from him, it's the authors of DnD.

 

[Silver]

Oh... Was wondering what that stood for... Didn't think that far.

 

[DSparil]

Don't forget, Streetfighter was a glorious Van Damme cheese-fest. Mind you, that's a good thing in my book.

And Kylie Minogue was Cammy 

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

... Have you people never heard of House of the Dead?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72wbwbjpxQ
As I remember was about some ravers on an island get attacked by Zombies... or something like that
Anyway, soon as they crack the guns out they're all special forces marksmen and Bruce Lee
Just Thinking about it makes me full of rage! KUNG FU ZOMBIES!? Teenagers faced with zombies + guns makes them action heroes?
"Oh my god! Zombies! We need to run!" "No that building will be easier to defend than out here" *Rap/Rock hybrid song* *walks cooly into swarm of zombies firing sideways n' **** yo. Apathy is all that's on their faces, those *****es can just bring it. Head for the building like they just said? Like hell they do! They do the smart thing and waste ammo and energy battling the zombies for a while, you know, jumping in the area, cameras doing 360's on people, bullets in slow motion. FIRE GRENADES DOWN A WELL! WHY!? I DON'T KNOW, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON. Game clips injected in at inappropriate times? Hell yeah.
Ahhh... Uwe Boll

 

[Worbah]

(n***** i mean)

Yea, but RON called them the N word, dumbass

But he was, wasn't he? I clearly remember him being a nagger. ****ing naggity-nag-nag, all the way through the movie.

 

[WarlordOfWar]

AitD seems to win, well I saw it and it is really worse than bad... though I must say as a game I prefer ResiE.

 

[bugman]

At least DnD movie had eye candy. The mage was hot.