Woman killed by pack of wolves in Swedish zoo

[Frosty]

Did anyone record it? A few million views right there.

 

[Mage246]

They could make it a new zoo attraction: Come to our zoo and face down a pack of wolves!

 

[greatsword]

Yeah like Bear Grylls without the luxury accommodation.

 

[Vieira151]

You are in a zoo. How far can you be from luxury accommodation?! 

 

[Kevlar]

They could make it a new zoo attraction: Come to our zoo and face down a pack of wolves!

Liam Neeson appears.

 

[Tibertus]

A wild Liam Neeson appears.

You use: pack of wolves!

It's not very effective.

 

[Bulle]

Oooh, it's Kolmården! I've been there! It's such a nice place. It's like the best zoo in Sweden.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

What a silly human being. Methinks she'd been watching too much Steve Irwin. Still, being mauled to death is a sucky way to go. In other news, there are less people killed globally by wolves every year than there are by dogs. 2-3 children "mauled by pitbull-types" is about the standard for the UK, and those are only high profile cases that make national news because of the pitbull-type dog involved.

 

[Jome]

Oooh, it's Kolmården! I've been there! It's such a nice place. It's like the best zoo in Sweden.

It really shows for that eh?

 

[Scully]

A horse bit me once.

 

[Frosty]

Did you eat it?

 

[Bulle]

They just got giraffe-babies! And a baby dolphin!

 

[Lord Burgess1]

There must be a wolf based pun in here somewhere.

 

[greatsword]

I take it they "wolfed" her down?

*Yes?

 

[Lord Burgess1]

I said a pun not a disaster

 

[Mage246]

They just got giraffe-babies! And a baby dolphin!

Dear god. How many people have been killed by them so far?

 

[Bulle]

Give me some days, and maybe I can make it 1!

 

[havoc]

I got mauled by a goose when I was 6, that's probably just as bad, if not worse, than this wolf thing.

 

[Kleidophoros]

A goose? A gaggle tried to eat me when I was a kid!

 

[theAthenian]

There must be a wolf based pun in here somewhere.

隐藏: Made one!