Alright, alright. To answer the as-of-yet unasked question (

), here's why my opinion matters. I have been helping new players to get a handle on the game since before some of the newer wK members started playing (that's not the point, though). Now, before nedleG tries to assert dominance of his ****'s size over mine again, I don't consider myself hot **** like some of you do -- and I never have. But, you don't really need
long **** mad skillz (whatever your current measure of
dicks skillz is) to teach the basics -- you just need to understand the game and have some patience (okay,
a lot of patience). And hey, some of my former students turned out quite okay (ohai, Mok

). (Yes, Robo, I failed at anti-**** training, sue me)
So the issue I'm having is that by the guise of seemingly altruistic intent you guys are just engaging in
public **** measurement self-promotion. Do you really think that we as a community missed the fact that you are openly bragging how much **** you've won? New players don't care about tourneys. Quit RP'ing BkS, it's old news.
I hope I'm wrong and OP actually delivers, but, knowing some of your members, I doubt that. Also, while it is true that I missed Sota's Mentor program hiatus announcement, the correct response would have been to restart the program instead of making your own, with your own amusement park and hookers (and that after someone sending me angry PM's about me dividing the community not so long ago

).
Anyway, once again, I hope I'm wrong and something good comes out of this.