Why some parents need to be shot

[Cymro]

Just read a guidleline poster in my parents' surgery whilst wating to go home today, and I figured that, even if she was 2.18 metres, she would still have a BMI of 46 (she should be 17)

I'm estimating her real BMI at around 150 (the chart we have only goes up to 50 ), and that's fatal, no matter what you do.

 

[calandale]

Life's fatal. Doesn't mean it shouldn't be speeded up.

 

[NormallyTheObserver]

I bet she is the one who is making Darwin roll in his grave as he wonders why natural selection isn't working and is even more surprised by the fact that she lived this long.

 

[Janus]

I bet she is the one who is making Darwin roll in his grave as he wonders why natural selection isn't working.

What do you mean? Can you imagine the person that would actually impregnate her? I certainly can't.

 

[calandale]

I bet she is the one who is making Darwin roll in his grave as he wonders why natural selection isn't working.

What do you mean? Can you imagine the person that would actually impregnate her? I certainly can't.

Long Dong Silver's dead, isn't he?

 

[Jaquestrap]

...wow

I think that if you did shoot her in anywhere but the head, the enormous amount fat might actually prevent the bullet from reaching any major organs or arteries.


And also, how does she wipe!? I mean, I am very sure that her monstrous rolls of fat would prevent her from reaching her ass.

 

[calandale]

I think that if you did shoot her in anywhere but the head, the enormous amount fat might actually prevent the bullet from reaching any major organs or arteries.

A LAW will disintegrate an elk. I'd try that first.

And also, how does she wipe!? I mean, I am very sure that her monstrous rolls of fat would prevent her from reaching her ass.

They probably just throw her in the tub
and hose her ass down. Just like elephants.

 

[Apollon-04]

Okay, this thread was slowly dying and now you bring it back up. She's not being shot! Stop discussing it! No more posting in this thread!

 

[Dryvus]

The first 8 or so pages of this thread were inexplicably hilarious. I'm glad of not watching the video.

 

[calandale]

Okay, this thread was slowly dying and now you bring it back up. She's not being shot! Stop discussing it! No more posting in this thread!

If we can't shoot her, can we shoot you?

 

[Apollon-04]

if you can find me.... 

 

[Hallequin]

Piece of cake, Jared. The intrawebz are a scarier place than you think .

 

[calandale]

if you can find me.... 

After hunting Kobrag down recently
it would be boring to take another
such challenge so soon.

 

[Ingolifs]

Challenge? Kobrag practically gave away his location.

 

[Aflac]

if you can find me.... 

Do you live in Kansas?

 

[calandale]

What do you mean? Can you imagine the person that would actually impregnate her? I certainly can't.

Hræfn. He'd do anything, but he wouldn't enjoy it.

He's not man enough.

 

[Dryvus]

Are you?

 

[calandale]

Nope. Not even a foot.

 

[DJNad]

I wouldn't touch her with a stick. Vote against cruelty to dead twigs.

 

[KHAAAN]

Oh ****, that's the GIF fatty?

I started forcing myself to throw up after meals and after seeing that.