Why some parents need to be shot

[Sheep_Archer]

I watched the first 15 seconds of that video and vomited, if the parents are getting shot, they need to kill the child too. It's the only reasonably humane solution. Her freaking bones can't support her weight!!

 

[calandale]

She's just a cute liwwel rowwy powwy bundow o'joy.

 

[Hræfn]

She weighs more than a heavyweight boxer. holy ****

I hear Valuev is in hard preparations...

Wow, that guy looks like a neanderthal.

 

[Ingolifs]

Heh. Nikolai Valuev, a russian boxer. He's 215 cm tall and weighs 150kg.

 

[leprechaun]

Jesus. Look at the browline!

Evolutionary throwback much? 

Wouldn't pick a fight with that bastard, though.

 

[calandale]

Evolutionary throwback much? 

Actually, he's an experiment in reviving a Neanderthal
from cloned cells.

 

[Kissaki]

Heh. Nikolai Valuev, a russian boxer. He's 215 cm tall and weighs 150kg.

Which makes him lighter than Jessica! If this fight happens, we've got to give him odds.

That second picture is priceless, btw

 

[calandale]

Well, I don't think she could win,
but she might be so well padded that
she can't be harmed.

Give him and amount of time to
try and knock her out.

 

[Cirdan]

Well, I don't think she could win,

Depends. If you give her an elevated platform, she could contrive to fall on him, turning Valuev into a pancake!

 

[Hræfn]

She might eat him.

 

[morgoth2005]

Hopefully if she falls, she'll kill herself as well.

 

[Dynamite_cow]

Depends. If you give her an elevated platform, she could contrive to fall on him, turning Valuev into a pancake!

If the said platform is somehow able to support her, that is. One problem would actually be lifting her to the platform.

Besides, you have to be standing in the ring in order to win a match, thus Valuev wouldn't even have to hit the creature to win.

 

[Kissaki]

She might eat him.

Good point. Maybe it would be better to match her up against Holyfield. Not as big as Valuev, but at least Evander is more wary of such tactics.

 

[leprechaun]

If the said platform is somehow able to support her, that is. One problem would actually be lifting her to the platform.

Chinook helicopter might manage it. Alternatively, Galaxy transport aircraft.

 

[EmoGrass]

you cant call that parent a mom, more like a ****ing retard

 

[Apollon-04]

I feel kind of bad for her. I'm skinny, so I don't know what its  like to be fat, but I cant imagine having to roll around like she does. The video made me feel more sad than disgusted. Her mom isnt right in the head though. I hope she learns to control herself.

 

[rmancrusader]

Im with appolon, im skinny, and its hard for me to gain weight, but im really disgusted with her mother.

 

[Raz]

I feel more disgusted about the girl than the mother.

 

[Hallequin]

I feel more disgusted about the girl than the mother.

Well they're both just as disgusting, but the truth is that it's the mother that made the girl that way.

 

[calandale]

Still, mom doesn't roll around on the floor,
in such a cute fashion. I'd kill whomever
was likely to live the longest - not sure which
that is.