WHY SO MANY CHILDREN

[Headless_Clerk]

I created a female Sturgian character and have one major gripe. whilst I have issues with the balancing and the prince randomly declaring war on the Kuzaits who own the entire eastern half of the map while we are in an unwinnable battle for our lives against the Southern Empire who own most of the rest, my biggest problem is children.

I got married at 33. She's now 37 and has NINE children. 9! 8 girls and one boy. I started having kids when I got married and then brought my husband into my party. After having three kids and getting pregnant with the fourth, I seperated him into his own party and formed an army to get him to follow me. After number 6 and seven, I stopped having the army. and still had 2 more kids. I dunno who she's sleeping with, I dunno how quickly she recovers. But 9 children in less than 4 years is literally insane.

PLEASE patch this.

Also, why does my character not gain weight or anything during pregnancy? Why can't I ever see my children? It's all very dystopian and weird and not at all what I wanted from Bannerlord's family mechanic.

At this rate in a few years my entire army will be children of my own dynasty, if I can ever actually meet them enough to get them in with my soldiers.

 

[Odione]

Your man is a beast! Haha!

 

[Brynjahr]

Define
Too many
Mu hahahaha

 

[Depressinho]

Army, clan, kingdom and family management are not complete for now.

 

[BlackRainZ]

Err, in medieval times, it was normal to have so many lol. Well, assuming you survived child birth.

 

[Gamersaufromage]

Hahahahaha this made my day thank you !

 

[BlackRainZ]

9 children in less than 4 years is ridiculous though lol (and not possible)

 

[✪Chewy]

HAhaha, The way you made this was hilarious.

We will all have an army of children by the end of this EA

Edit: I think my wife has been cheating on me though to be honest with you guys. Or she could be summoning them at this point i don't even know.

Spoiler: Children Plague

 

[R4MPZY]

HAhaha, The way you made this was hilarious.

We will all have an army of children by the end of this EA

Edit: I think my wife has been cheating on me though to be honest with you guys. Or she could be summoning them at this point i don't even know.

Spoiler: Children Plague

She might be a witch using dark arts

 

[✪Chewy]

She might be a witch using dark arts

HAhah could be, It was quite popular in these times lol

 

[Headless_Clerk]

HAhaha, The way you made this was hilarious.

We will all have an army of children by the end of this EA

Edit: I think my wife has been cheating on me though to be honest with you guys. Or she could be summoning them at this point i don't even know.

Spoiler: Children Plague

My good god. We will be overwhlemed with infants.

Crzy how it doesn't seem to be happening to the AI!

 

[✪Chewy]

My good god. We will be overwhlemed with infants.

Crzy how it doesn't seem to be happening to the AI!

Now that you mention it.. Yeah, they seem to have birth control.

 

[TechnicalGamerz]

I just wanna know how Ira became pregnant when she was in her own party. She cheating on me guys?

 

[Varrak]

If pregnancy only happens when player clicks on a choice via dialogue with spouse, it could be better imo.

 

[✪Chewy]

I just wanna know how Ira became pregnant when she was in her own party. She cheating on me guys?

As R4MPZY said, They might be witches of the dark arts.
Or possibly cheating.

 

[✪Chewy]

If pregnancy only happens when we click a choice via dialogue with spouse, it could be better imo.

THAT! yes that, Would be wayyy better. I don't want her in the frontlines while she is pregnant that would just be crazy now.

 

[TechnicalGamerz]

If pregnancy only happens when player clicks on a choice via dialogue with spouse, it could be better imo.

That would be great. At least we would have some control lol

As R4MPZY said, They might be witches of the dark arts.
Or possibly cheating.

I'm hoping that she is just a witch then lmao

 

[Wolfsblut]

Well now guess how many of them are from you

 

[TechnicalGamerz]

Well now guess how many of them are from you

All of them! My Ira wouldn't do such a hurtful thing to me

 

[✪Chewy]

That would be great. At least we would have some control lol

Yeah.. Like i don't wanna have 30+ children. Their surely gonna kill eachother. And ima go bankrupt trying to get them gear and sht