Why does my breath smell like dog

[Scully]

The link didnt work before, so I am excused.

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

At best this rates as a post in Describe The Causes Behind The Guffaws That Have Ejaculated From Your Mouth, though calling it funny is a stretch.

Threads in this part of the forum don't have to be important, but they should at least contain something people are interested in/interested in discussing.

This thread turned out to be rather educational on the topic of oral hygiene, clearly people were interested in giving suggestions, and therefore this thread is amongst the most potentially interesting in this whole sub-forum.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[A Highly Visible Ninja]

Actually this was very enlightening for me, since I learned about tonsil stones and am now absolutely terrified that the little calcified bastards are lurking in the back of my throat as I type.

 

[TARDIS]

Make appointment with dentist.
/thread.

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

Actually this was very enlightening for me, since I learned about tonsil stones and am now absolutely terrified that the little calcified bastards are lurking in the back of my throat as I type.

For me too, actually.

@ TARDIS

Are you stupid, Captain Obvious? Appointments with dentists cost quite a lot. If I can get free advice on what might be causing, or how to avoid having my breath smelling like dog / homeless asian anus / recently sucked off a zombie, I'll take it.

 

[Shatari]

Immigrate to a first world country and get free health care. Then schedule an appointment with dentist.

 

[Untitled.]

Or emigrate to Finland. Because in Finland doctors pay you.

 

[Mage246]

I live in the US. It costs like 25 dollars with insurance. Oh no, so expensive!

 

[Shatari]

I live in the US. It costs like 25 dollars with insurance. Oh no, so expensive!

And insurance averages about $240-$480 a year, and that's only for dental. Without insurance the cost tends to run $80-$140 per visit for a check up and $200-$3,000 if there's something that actually needs fixed. Of course, that's Kentucky's estimates; other states vary.

 

[A Highly Visible Ninja]

IIRC medical bills in Alaska eat you alive, even with insurance.

 

[Taimat396]

Ours is free for under 18s or people in education or a fair few other circumstances, and 20-30 quid for actual procedures IIRC.

 

[Ambalon]

Ours is free.

 

[Moss]

In communist Australia taxes pay for you!

Which is to say, largely subsidized and free for a large part of the population.

 

[rejenorst]

Seriously, everytime i wake up in the morning my breath smells like i just sucked off a zombie. i know its because im breathing with my mouth open, during sleep, but why does this cause my breath to smell like the anus of a homeless asian?
I know i people say to brush teeth twice a day and before you sleep blahblah doesnt work. Nor does mouthwash. And i dont think i sleep walk and eat dog poo at night either.
Are there any tips on how to keep my breath fresh overnight or how to breath through my nose instead? halp.

http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/showthread.php?p=14828149#post14828149

1) Do you have a dog? If so proceed to question 2!

2) Is your dog allowed in your room at night? If so proceed to question 3!

3) Does your dog ever hump your leg? If so proceed to question 4!

4) Have you recently changed the direction in which you sleep in the bed?

If the answer to all these questions is yes then I suggest you spit.

 

[tompaw0w]

Make appointment with dentist.
/thread.

That.