"Who is the new leader of China?"
"Yes sir."
"Yassir? I thought he was in the middle East!"
"He is sir."
"Then who's in China?"
"Yes sir."
"Get me the leader of the UN on the phone"
"Kofi?"
"No, get me the leader of the UN on the phone"
"Kofi"
"No, but I could use a glass of milk. And make that phone call"
"To Kofi?"
"ALRIGHT but make it cream and two sugars"