Who is the better of the two above?

[lordJehovah]

1) First, you'll have to rate both of the guys above, stating clearly why you think each deserves the ratings they got. The better guy will be, of course, the one with the better ratings.

2) After that, you'll post your own intended personalities, which you want to be compared. The duo could belong to any field: hip-hop, politics, sports or any damn thing. (Please note, however, that both of the people should be from the same genre.)

So, I'll come up first:

Tupac vs. Biggie.

EDIT: PLEASE NOTE- THIS THREAD IS NOT LIKE THE "WOULD YOU RATHER" THREAD; I'LL REQUEST EVERYONE ONLY TO INCLUDE REAL-LIFE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD FOR COMPARISON, NOT ANY CAT OR DOG OR SOME COLOR OR ANYTHING THAT IS NOT HUMAN. ALSO, PLEASE INCLUDE ONLY SENSIBLE COMPARISONS

Thanks.

 

[Ambalon]

Tupac because biggie copied him on the whole becoming-a-cadaver stuff.

Cake vs. Pie

 

[Austupaio]

Gonna have to go with Pie because pies can be dessert or entree.

Krupp versus Kalashnikov.

 

[Bromden]

Kalashnikov, because a Krupp doesn't fit in a wardrobe or a car trunk.

Apple vs. orange.

 

[BenKenobi]

Orange, Apple is way too overhyped, especially in the recent years.

Carolina Crusher or Big Foot

 

[Lord Tim]

Big Foot, because I like the colour blue better.

Pachinko or my ass?

 

[havoc]

My ass.

Lump or bump?

 

[FrisianDude]

Lump.


Rome: total war or Medieval; total war.

 

[Overlord-]

Tough one, I will go with Rome.


Lothar or Manfred?

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Manfred, clearly.


Mahler or Berlioz?

 

[galactic bum]

Mahler. His fourth symphony, third movement gets me high.


Tits or Ass?

 

[Ambalon]

Ass. Any chubby woman has big tits, but a nice ass takes work.

Coffee or tea?

 

[PoisonCourtesan]

Tea. Usually tastes better and I drink it more often than coffee.

Mania or Dementia?

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Well, dementia sounds progressively more boring while mania might go someplace fun.
So mania.

...Any chubby woman has big tits...

Hah! Hah! Hah!


Crippling spinal damage or critical neck damage?

 

[lordJehovah]

Chocolate. Everything is better with it. Rap or rock?

 

[BenKenobi]

Physics. It is a tad easier for me.

David "Noodles" Aaronson or Michael Corleone

 

[Ambalon]

...Any chubby woman has big tits...

Hah! Hah! Hah!

Harr harr you too, mister.

BenKenobi is next, by the way.

 

[captain folms]

Michael Corleone. Just love the Godfather.

Psychology or Philosophy?

 

[doctorwarband]

Philosophy.

Gold or Silver?

 

[Overlord-]

Gold is nicer.


Obvious or oblivious?