Who do you want to kill in Warband?

[Ringwraith #5]

Anyways, at least us Nords can make a decision and stick with it, not like you neutral ****ers. 

Us neutral ****ers have made the decision to conquer Calradia for ourselves, under our own banner, instead of licking mud and **** off someone else's boots.

 

[DSparil]

I will happily crush Villy. He challenged me some time ago:
http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,4489.msg1198115.html#msg1198115

 

[Ruthven]

I will happily crush Villy. He challenged me some time ago:
http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,4489.msg1198115.html#msg1198115

AARGH! Villy's a psychic! 

 

[Night Ninja]

And the psychic didn't know about multiplayer until someone directed him to the Town Square.

 

[DSparil]

Psychic or not I will split his skull in half with a poleaxe, and then bring his severed head to Emperor Harlaus.

 

[Buxton]

Naridill.

Oh wait, we're talking about online?

Naridill.

 

[Talon]

I want to kill Silver, because we were up next in Holmgang before Nari got nauseous at all of the blood and disbanded the event forever. I never got my chance in Holmgang the superbly written forum event, but alas I may in Holmgang the MP mod.

Holmgang is still going, I'm in Nari's next game. 

Damn, thats what I get for not checking Fun Stuff for a long time. I still want shot though, 2nd Holmgang remains unresolved, and all that silver unclaimed.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Locke and Hershey, they signed up on Taleworlds about the same time as me. Hershey a bit later.

 

[tennessee2]

Swadius. His avatar is intimidating and I see it all over the place.

I also want to go up against the devs. I'm just curious to see how good they are at their own game. (Team Death Match, Devs verse us "forumites".

 

[FrisianDude]

Roofie? 

Roofie. Yeah, Roofie. Got a problem Roofie? 

 

[AWdeV]

I'll kill the whole bally lot of you, just to see the looks on your faces.

 

[Fall of Denial]

I'll kill the whole bally lot of you, just to see the looks on your faces.

False acusation.

 

[clay2k]

everyone, yeah that's my answer.
well all non swadians.

 

[AWdeV]

False acusation.

What? I accuse you of having a face or a silly look on it? Either way, I'm quite sure you've got both. Unless you have a pegface, that is.

 

[Shifty]

So what? Vil and Nari have a nordic superiority complex and nobody seems to mind... 

It's called fear. If anyone had the 'nads to do anything about us, they would've done so. They quiver.

Lets face it guys, If a little child jumps up and down threatening you with a wooden sword you would pretend you fear them just so you dont crush their fragile dreams of grandeur and strength.

The nords didnt do anything grand!!
The only thing the nords done was raid and Pillage, steal the woman while protecting their chesty own ones, fornicating, drinking beer, feasting and..................So  ..........Where do I sign up?

 

[Ringwraith #5]

Lol @ last two posts. PERFECT timing.

 

[Dryvus]

Lets face it guys, If a little child jumps up and down threatening you with a wooden sword you would pretend you fear them just so you dont crush their fragile dreams of grandeur and strength.

The nords didnt do anything grand!!
The only thing the nords done was raid and Pillage, steal the woman while protecting their chesty own ones, fornicating, drinking beer, feasting and..................So  ..........Where do I sign up?

Ahem... refer to page 284 of An Historie of Calradia In Recent Tymes. The paragraph recounting the sack of the Swadian capital of Sargoth by Jarl Ragnar's forces, his subsequent coronation, and the reaving of northern Swadian territories.

Also, I'd slap that kid and nail him by his collar to the wall until he learned some respect for his elders.

 

[Archonsod]

It's called fear. If anyone had the 'nads to do anything about us, they would've done so. They quiver.

Nah, you're confusing bladder weakening terror and bladder weakening amusement.

Nobody wants to do anything about it for much the same reason nobody really wants to tell their kids Santa doesn't exist

 

[Kasnar]

My question is simple. Is there a single forumite you most wish to destroy in online M&B?

Personally, I can't wait to fight "Lord" Mutaz, because he pisses me off, and I'd also like to try my luck against the forum veterans that still constantly play M&B.

How about you?

Ruthven! Im insulted! not even an honorable mention of me!

Well you my viking scum, i cannot wait to plant a bodkin right in that noridic helms eyehole, and dodge swing after swing of your great axe while simultaneously slicing through your hauberk or banded armor...and then riding away and laughing when you cant catch me!

Huzzah!

Love you

 

[Roach]

I want to kill everyone who started playing from .96 onwards. They weren't there man! They don't know what it's like to get ganked by Dark Riders! They don't know what a river pirate is! They don't know what it's like to fall to your death from the fractal starting point! They don't know what it's like to have no sieges, just endless slaughter in the fields! They don't have to decide to turn their prisoners into galley slaves or salt miners!

They're not even sure what this Zendar is!






Nah I'm just ranting. I'm a coward really.