Serazu
Sergeant Knight
I was curious for quite some time now as to which unit is the most hated by the players, be it because it presents a real challenge (for enemies), it's practically useless or too expensive or takes a lifetime to train (for allies) or whatever. Brew's recent post declaring his hatred for the Monks finally motivated me to start this topic.
For me, it's the Singalian Horsemen. They are a pestilence. The reason? One of my favorite activities is hunting. Temptresses hunting to be precise. Whenever I have nothing better to do, I hunt down Singalian patrols and warbands. I take my best blunt weapons and, while my troops cut down the deplorable slavers, I try to knock one of those beauties after the other out. I never sell them; always recruit them afterwards. There were certain instances in the past where I acquired quite a few Temptresses with my personal record being set in my last playthrough where, with the kind contribution of my vassal lords who attended my feast with the prisoners they captured, I managed to collect around 150 Temptresses. I'm sure Tahir would feel embarrassed.
The reason I hate the Horsemen? Because they always get in the way
Every - f*****g - time. They're too insignificant to draw my attention, but fast enough to put themselves between me and my prey. I cannot count the times I was ready to deliver a sweet blow to a Temptress' pretty skull only to be prevented by a stray arrow or a lance thrust coming from those asses. Sometimes, they literally get in my way placing themselves between me and the Temptresses, preventing our union. I hate them with a passion. I cannot find the proper words to express my disgust for those pricks. How I long for an option to be allowed to hang each and every one of them and let them rot!
What about you? Whom do you hate or love to hate the most? The Veccavi for their despicable practices? The Demonic Magni for being one-demon-armies? The Noldor for being like a plague? The D'Shar Raiders for being smelly as if someone died on the saddle? The Vanskerries for drinking from skulls? Someone else entirely?
Share your hatred. Let your basest instincts take hold and guide your words.
For me, it's the Singalian Horsemen. They are a pestilence. The reason? One of my favorite activities is hunting. Temptresses hunting to be precise. Whenever I have nothing better to do, I hunt down Singalian patrols and warbands. I take my best blunt weapons and, while my troops cut down the deplorable slavers, I try to knock one of those beauties after the other out. I never sell them; always recruit them afterwards. There were certain instances in the past where I acquired quite a few Temptresses with my personal record being set in my last playthrough where, with the kind contribution of my vassal lords who attended my feast with the prisoners they captured, I managed to collect around 150 Temptresses. I'm sure Tahir would feel embarrassed.
The reason I hate the Horsemen? Because they always get in the way
Every - f*****g - time. They're too insignificant to draw my attention, but fast enough to put themselves between me and my prey. I cannot count the times I was ready to deliver a sweet blow to a Temptress' pretty skull only to be prevented by a stray arrow or a lance thrust coming from those asses. Sometimes, they literally get in my way placing themselves between me and the Temptresses, preventing our union. I hate them with a passion. I cannot find the proper words to express my disgust for those pricks. How I long for an option to be allowed to hang each and every one of them and let them rot!What about you? Whom do you hate or love to hate the most? The Veccavi for their despicable practices? The Demonic Magni for being one-demon-armies? The Noldor for being like a plague? The D'Shar Raiders for being smelly as if someone died on the saddle? The Vanskerries for drinking from skulls? Someone else entirely?
Share your hatred. Let your basest instincts take hold and guide your words.
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