What's your favorite way to kill someone?

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csouth1

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I used to love the ole' ride by sword chop but now I think throwing axe to the head is the most satisfying.  Anyone else got a favorite way to kill?
 
I love the first charge against a company of Nords when you can bust through the line and take out the mounted lord with one blow from an axe.

 
I have 2  :wink: :

1st when assaulting a castle, to climb the ladder first, jump right into the mess, then move forward while chopping from left to right with my one handed axe. It's like harvesting lol


2nd: I hate crossbowmen, they are annoying and if you'Re unlucky they kill you before you even see them. So my fav way of killing: Charging at a crossbowman with my lance from behind while he bows down to reload and hit him right...what a revenge  :mrgreen:
 
I used to love the axe to the face, but there's something in watching enemies falling dead with both hands on their arrow-pierced crotch that's just... Laughable.

Er, wait, that sounded psychopathic.
 
With a ton of quick one handed sword swings, finished off with a nearby archer getting a headshot on them.
Or shooting an enemy just as they finish aiming their bow at me.
 
Against cavalry: Unhorsing them with a bow shot to their mount, and then a second arrow to kill them while they're still sliding on the ground. So satisfying.
 
Against cavalry: to ride into the enemy swarm and slash at full speed one of them to your left, immediately another one to your right and alternate the move further on.

Or to deliver a lance into their stomach after overtaking them and turning towards them while they're off the screen, so you hit them in a perpendicular collision course.

While on foot: harvest them all with a 2h weapon, swinging it from left to right up their heads.

In Eagle and the Radiant Cross mod: to get a headshot from each of the six barrels of The Redeemer while on horseback at full speed. Marvelous.

 
I dunno, but I'm pretty fond of the old lance in the face trick. (couched or uncouched, either way, you still get that satisfying, meat-slashing sound)
 
I approach my enemy, in the semi-conscious state of blood-lust, with all the rage of a Berserker I give a mighty cry, throwing away my shield, I charge at my opponent, cleaving his sword wielding hand off at the wrist. I wrench his shield from his hands and smash it against his head, before throwing it away. I take my sword and shove it into the side of his knee, locking his joint and keeping him from moving. I grab him by the shirt to keep him from falling to the ground, then I use my fingers to gouge a hole in his stomach, and thrust my fist into his intestines. He gives a yelp of rage and pain as I use my thumb and forefinger to pull out his eye before sticking the thing into my mouth, chewing and swallowing as he watches with the eye that remains on his face. I throw his bleeding carcass to the ground, then scoop him back up and snap the bone of his forearm in my hand. With a victorious howl, I bite his neck, chewing through his jugular vein. Blood sprays over me, and I welcome it, bathing in it's warm red wetness, my eyes closed in pleasure. I stick my hand into the gaping wound at the side of his head and pull with all my strength, tearing an even larger seam across his neck. I pull out my knife and slash out the part that connects his neck to his spine, and throwing the knife away I use my hand to tear his head off his body. I throw the head at his comrades as they cower from my rage and insanity, before shoving my hand down the hole that is his neck and removing his heart, putting the still warm and very bloody piece of meat and muscle into my mouth to eat as I cast his body aside and run at his comrades...
 
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