What's under your bed ?

[Zimke Zlovoljni]

Last time I checked under my bed there was naked Kleidophoros with a pipe, and that's fine.

So, what's under your bed?

 

[Swadius 2.0]

I don't want to look, I like to pretend the space under my bed doesn't exist.

 

[Legolan]

My dog, his toys, and my paintball gear..

 

[havoc]

A big box, a couple dead hookers, a cows head and a giant dildo.

 

[Zimke Zlovoljni]

EDIT: Oh, a giant dildo, do want one!

I don't want to look, I would like to pretend the space under my bed doesn't exist.

So, in short therms, an empty void of countless nightmares and Michael Myers playing a flute?

Spoiler

 

[Gilgameshismyhomey]

Besides my baby sister's corpse, there is some dust and a half eaten banana.

 

[Zimke Zlovoljni]

That's awful, keeping half eaten food under the bed is not hygienical.

 

[BattleOfValmy]

Range targets, a folder of sheet music and a couple socks.

 

[Toffey]

A few dozen issues of "Nintendo Power" from when I was younger, which I have no idea what to do with. I've thought about recycling them, but you never know when you might need to learn how to get all the masks in "Majora's Mask", or defeat the Elite Four in "Pokemon Stadium".

 

[Swadius 2.0]

EDIT: Oh, a giant dildo, do want one!

I don't want to look, I would like to pretend the space under my bed doesn't exist.

So, in short therms, an empty void of countless nightmares and Michael Myers playing a flute?

Spoiler

Nope

Spoiler

 

[Gilgameshismyhomey]

Nope

Spoiler

*fapfapfapfap*

 

[Lyze]

Underbed storage with a bike helmet and bike gear, academic supplies, bondage rope and sex toys; and a guitar on top of all that. Beside that, my biking shoes and Vibram runners and regular shoes, and then behind that is a suitcase.

:3

 

[MrNomNom]

Drawers and dust.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106

 

[Chechen!]

The dust maahn, it's multiplying. It's out to get me!

 

[BattleOfValmy]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106

I didn't have anything to do besides sit at my computer and read SCP for the next 2 hours, nope, not at all.

 

[Ambalon]

So, what's under your bed?

Absolutely nothing. Maybe one sock or something.

 

[Lord Brutus]

Chuck Norris is under there, looking to kick the bogeyman's ass.

 

[Zimke Zlovoljni]

Nah, Chuck's retired from boogeyman fights.

Absolutely nothing. Maybe one sock or something.

"Doing" a sock ain't ya?!

 

[RalliX]

Laminate wood flooring, insulation, concrete, earth.