What would you do if...

[Delora Filth]

Ask what the hell it was. Then kill it, regardless of the answer.

What would you do if you came across a gloryhole in a public men's room?

 

[Cutpurse3]

I'd look what's on the other side

What would you do if you had a steaming cauldron of **** in your stomach? (metaphorically)

 

[Beny]

Get myself an appointment to see my doctor.

What would you do if you had to raise $100,000 in one week (let's say you owed it to the mafia or something)

 

[Delora Filth]

Build an orbital death ray sattelite and hold the free world hostage for money. (Or possibly just vaporizing the mobsters if I feel lazy).

What would you do if a man came to your door and crushed your (hypothetical) little dog with a large hammer, then ran away giggling?

 

[FireWaterThunderSteel]

Cut his balls off.



What would you do if I cut your balls off?

 

[gaham1]

Accept that I lost my man hood and call an ambulance.

What would you do if you needed to drive a forklift while holding a live penguin.

 

[Delora Filth]

Start looking for a new job.

What would you do if an elderly man with obvious dementia/Alzheimers approached you in the street asking you where he lived?

 

[Mixedpotatoes]

Troll him into the sewers and leave him there.

What would you do if you had to decide what to do in a fictive event told by a stranger on a thread?

 

[Cutpurse3]

I'd brainsplode due to the overuse of long words.

What would you do if Troll dad came back?

 

[Beny]

I'd report you for everything under the sun.

What would you do if mixedpotatoes mixed up your potatoes?

 

[theAthenian]

Boil 'em, smash 'em and stick 'em in a stew.

What would you do if if you either had to chose between a bastard sword and a katana?

 

[Delora Filth]

Go for the bastard sword. Better overall.

What would you do if you had only one more week to live?

 

[Cutpurse3]

I'd make the best of it.

What would you do if your iPhone, iPod, iPad (or some other electronic **** you adore) turned to dust while you had to stand there and just stare?

 

[Beny]

that was a terrible answer cutpurse.

And I wouldn't be that bothered, just claim it back on the house insurance might even get an upgrade 

What would you do if someone broke into your house? There's no one else in, and the burglar thinks the house is empty.

 

[Delora Filth]

Eviscerate the ****er with one of my swords.

What would you do if I posted a nearly-nude pic of myself in the say cheese thread?

 

[killer-blead]

Print it out in 2 meter sized posters and fill my room with them.


What would you do if you were home and in the middle of the night you spot a burglar but the burglar turned out to be your dream woman?

 

[Grunar]

Show her where my family jewels are.


What would you do if you were in line at the post office when a crazed guy runs in with a chainsaw?.

 

[Hietala]

Option 1: Run, try to sneak behind him and hoping he won't notice me.
Option 2: Die



What would be the most important thing you'd do if you were God for one day?

 

[Delora Filth]

Make smoking the healthiest thing in the world, a cure for all diseases, and free to anyone who already smoked. But really expensive to all anti smoking fanatics.

What would you do if you were the opposite sex of what you are for a day?

 

[Lord Tim]

I'd dress like a man.

What would you do if you'd find out you got pregnant while still virgin?

Spoiler

Yesh, even if you're a man