What would you do if...

[Adorno]

Kill them and rip their limbs off placing them on the ground spelling the word DOUCHEBAGS.


What would you do if you could control rain?

 

[Cutpurse3]

Id make it rain inside Justin Bieber's house, drowning him.

What would you do if your leg suddenly fell off? (Assuming you start bleeding to death)

 

[Beny]

stick it back on again.

What would you do if you were sent back to year 1 (first grade?)

 

[havoc]

Have a ****ing awesome time. Primary school was awesome.

What would you do if you woke up dead yesterday?

 

[Delora Filth]

Skip work.

What would you do if Mammoths returned to walk the earth?

 

[theAthenian]

I'd get one as a pet and use it for transport too.

What would you do if a strange blue portal opened only for a few secs in the middle of your room?

 

[Delora Filth]

Depending on mood, (and whether I was actually there at the time ). Either jump in, or throw something rancid I found on the floor in to give a bad impression of our dimension.

What would you do if you were pyrokinetic?

 

[FireWaterThunderSteel]

Probably grab stuff from afar then burn it





What would you do if Ozzy Osbourne showed up at your doorstep?

 

[Dodes]

I'd promply shut the door

If, when attempting to make a transportation machine, accidently create a replicator, kill your clone?

 

[Beny]

Replicate £20 pound notes 

What would you do if Nazi ninjas broke into your house and started attacking you with numchucks ?

 

[Cutpurse3]

I'd scream

What would you do if your ping was 800+ on everything (like I have atm)?

 

[Thendes]

I'd divide by zero and embark into the warp.

What would you do if no three positive integers a, b, and c can prove the equation an + bn = cn, for any integer n, whose value is greater than 2?

 

[Beny]

the answer is 42.

What would you do if you could never eat chocolate again?

 

[FireWaterThunderSteel]

I'm gonna have a Hershey's bar and a 78% Dark chocolate bar sit on my desk eternally






What would you do if you became a cockroach for a day?

 

[The Sniper]

Annoy the crap out of the you

What would you do if I sniped you?

 

[FireWaterThunderSteel]

Pray that you miss, then countersnipe you





What would you do if I burn, drown, electrocute, and cut you at the same time?

 

[Incaa]

Marvel at your multitasking ability.

What would you do if the Queen of England asked you for a quickie?

 

[Úlfheðinn]

I respectfully decline...

What would you do if you ran out of vodka?

 

[Delora Filth]

Drink Islay single malt like a real man.

What would you do if a very large, angry moose made your backyard it's territory?

 

[Kargush]

Moose for dinner.

What would you do if the Jersey Devil suddenly turned out to be real, and in your living room?