What would you do if you knew you'd never get caught?

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1. Start next World War.
2. End World War to become hero and president of earth.
3. Replace money with bacon.
4. Repeat steps 1-3.
 
A lot of illegal ****. And much more **** that's just morally reprehensible but not really illegal.
 
I thought of a better one.

Change the name of Ronald Reagan in every history book to Mr. McPoopy Pants.
 
If no one ever knew I'd probably live on the street of some big city until I reach an epiphany about life and morality.

I find this hard to do when I have this much stuff. I mean, there's the family business, there's the military, there's education, there's my car and my computer, all my books and my money. Friends. Hell, even my parents with all their 'caring' and **** ****ing me over.

It's not like anyone would understand why a young person with a lot of potential (according to regular cultural and societal parameters anyway) would want to do anything like that. Throw it all away. I was taught that I'm 'special' since I was born. I'm not. Tough luck. But I'm still trapped by all the material possessions I was born with.
If I died right now, I would have lived all my life without clarity and virtue.

I mean, sure, living in a car whenever not in the military is probably a step on the way, but even that is difficult. I met my 96-year old grandfather this week. A successful businessman, the father of 4 successful businessmen who all married women that were successful in their own areas. This is probably the living person that I respect the most. Very educated person, understands the principle of simple living etc., but I suppose there's something that makes people feel that a person who gives up on material possessions is somehow inferior. And, of course, that's not something you want for your grandchild. Or maybe he just remembers the war when the family lost pretty much everything.

I dunno, maybe I should scour the Bible for support of this idea. Wouldn't be the first to do that. Might make religious people view the endeavour more favourably.
 
Dryvus 说:
Squeeze so many boobs.
Can't figure out if this is ethical or just childish.
No rape or anything, just boob squeezing.  :shifty:
 
'Cause if you liked it you should've put a penis in it.
All the single lads, all the single lads, oh oh oh oh oh.
 
- Steal a horse and use it to get everywhere.
- Never pay for cigs or beer ever again.
- Get a ****load of different weapons. (All the ones I want beside those I already have.
- Fulfill my lifelong dream of boning a midget chick.
- Steal a 68 Dodge Charger.
- Never pay for petrol.
 
Teofish 说:
- Steal a 68 Dodge Charger.
- Never pay for petrol.
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Teofish 说:
- Never pay for cigs or beer ever again.
I can just see you grabbing cartons of cigarettes between your arm and torso and just walking past the cashier. Hell, I would do that. (Not ciggies though)  :razz:
 
I'd do lot of cruel and horrible things to peoples I know would do the same to me given the chance.
I'd even play with it.
Put them in a situation where they could kill me just for me to rise at the last moment and gut them.
I'd play with my foods.

Religious peoples who preach I should be killed for being bisexual? I'd have lot of fun with them including showing them that their God won't save them.
I'd hurt them in the most blasphemous way I can imagine.

Neo Nazi who would euthanize me? God, I'd be so horrible to them even Nazi war criminals would shudder in fear.

And so on.

Peoples who don't wish me pain and suffering would be safe from harm.
I don't harm innocent peoples.
 
I'd go rob a bank then kick a family out of their house and shack up in it, spending all my money on drugs until I end up like Layne Staley.
 
Steal all the money I can and then live comfortably for the rest of my life.
Preferably from a corporation and not directly from a person.
 
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