What Should I Make For Dinner Tonight?

[Dryvus]

This is a thread. It contains people's recommendations on what someone should cook for dinner, based on the list of ingredients said person has provided. If someone makes a dish based on the recommendations of another forumite, this person is expected to provide a small amount of monetary compensation to the forumite whose recommendation they have followed.

Go!

I have:

4 potatoes
ground beef (frozen)
half of an onion
a green pepper
cheddar cheese
baby carrots
linguine noodles
garlic spaghetti sauce
everything bagels
rye bread
cinnamon
coffee
milk
homogenized milk
margarine
eggs
pork chops (frozen)
sausages (frozen)
peanut butter
dijon mustard
perogies
apples

And I think that's about it.

 

[Temuzu]

Take potatoes.
Boil em.
Take beef.
Cook beef.
Eat.

Alternatively.

Take potatoes.
Take half of the current onion.
Take noodles.
Take sausages.
Chop the **** out of them.
Fry on a pan together.
Eat.

EDIT. Aw sheeet nigga. You have rye bread? Try this out:

Take rye bread.
Chop the **** out of it.
Take pan.
Place rye on pan.
Start heating.
Keep frying until you think theyre "ready" to be eaten.
Place on something.
Mix in margarine.
Eat.

 

[Dryvus]

Hmmm, excellent.

 

[Delora Filth]

Shred potatoes, cheese and onion with a cheese grater. Make little thick pancake'ish thingies with a depression in the middle and fry in a pan. Put ground beef in Depression, cover with cheese. Put in oven for 15-20 min.

 

[Dodes]

I never took Dryvus for someone who considered Culinary Arts an art

 

[Dryvus]

But taste is the second-best priest sense, after touch.

 

[Dodes]

sight and sound is where it is at

 

[Verbeek]

1) Take phone
2) Order pizza
3) ???
4) Profit!

 

[Delora Filth]

Have to make dinner tonight.
I have:

Butter
Cured ham
Flour
Yeast
A wrinkly pepper
Bearnàise powder
1 egg of questionable edibility
Three garlics
Half a jar of Jalapeños
A small slice of Emmenthaler cheese
Ramen noodles

 

[FrisianDude]

Use the egg for an omelette, add all the garlic, chop up the omelette and feed it to someone you dislike. Then eat the ham.

 

[Dryvus]

1) Take phone

Don't own one.

Teo: Surely combining butter, flour and yeast, and adding heat will produce something okay. If not throw the wrinkly pepper and some garlic into a pan with the ham (diced) and put that on the ramen noodles.

 

[Delora Filth]

Think I'll go with both. Will be nice with some rolls on the side.

 

[mikkel the great]

1) Take phone

Don't own one.

Whut?! Well there's always that danish thing americans love, just-eat.dk... But of course that's only an option in countries they are based in...

 

[Dryvus]

That's kind of the opposite of the point of this thread, though.

 

[Delora Filth]

The dish was a success. Do you accept payment in the form of used diapers? Otherwise I'm broke.

 

[Dryvus]

Whatever fraction of your soul you deem appropriate.

 

[Delora Filth]

Still broke then.