Use your cell phone as an authenticator.
What scared you today?
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Stop living in the past.Wigster600 said:
Smartphones are cheaper than landline phones if you go with a contract.
let Google spy on you, you wont regret it.
And a pay-as-you-go brick is about 100 times cheaper if you're like me and only use a mobile phone to take calls.
I started having visual and auditory hallucination. 
Last few weeks, i saw a cockroach as big as a cat walking on my room roof making wierd noise.
Yesterday, i saw a shadow moving fast from the living room into my room and straight into me. I nearly had a panic attack.
What is weird is my cat seem to see the same thing as it was screeching at the shadow. That's illogical. how can it see my hallucination?
Last few weeks, i saw a cockroach as big as a cat walking on my room roof making wierd noise.
Yesterday, i saw a shadow moving fast from the living room into my room and straight into me. I nearly had a panic attack.
What is weird is my cat seem to see the same thing as it was screeching at the shadow. That's illogical. how can it see my hallucination?
Hey, that **** was real. I had to come in with a swatter and some bug spray to get rid of them.
Wigster600 said:
How the **** do you guys exist still? What if you get added to a WhatsApp chat? Or you want to know if it will rain within the hour? Or if you need to buy a train ticket when out the house? Or listen to music? Or send money?? Or read the news??? Or browse low-quality memes????ＪＡＣＶＢＨＩＮＤＳ // 寒心４２０? said:
Triggered.
Beny said:
I wait until I get home, or check before I leave.
Smart fone,,,,,,,, more like dumb users
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Filled out a few forms then we meet our challenger—named Halzar:
"No matter who you are I'll handle ya”
He's a real charmer,
I threw on my plasteel armor,
He wants to absorb the talents that I worked so hard for;
A biter hard core;
I busted a few shots and opened him like a car door;
He was a quadruped, four arms,
He hit me with four fore arms made of bronze,
I said, "Automator! play the song!"
(You got it)
It was the theme
Made a slight alteration in my scheme
Set him up with a cognition beam with his double team
Leaned toward his dome piece and reamed the back of his neck—
With a cranial disruption siphon;
Squeezed out his brain like juice—
—Like a python thon thon thon
