What pissed you off today? v. VI

[Lord Brutus]

How will Googling "Earth" help? You need to be far more specific, surely?

No sense being a dumbass just because you know how.

 

[Dryvus]

(That means he doesn't know)

 

[Shatari]

My parents were able to pick up the package. Yay! At least they were heading that way today, so we didn't have to waste much time or gas getting it.

What's their reasoning behind it?

If they've given any.

Oh, UPS refuses to talk to me directly. I have to ask the seller to talk to them, since he's the one who bought the label.

That's really weird, Shatari.  Everyone in the US should have a street address by now which can be located by Google Earth.

That's the weird part: Googling my address shows my exact location. I think the trouble is that the road was renamed about 50 years ago, and they're refusing to update their records. Sometimes they'll find it if I put both the current and old address on the package, but that's a crapshoot too. Amazingly, FedEx doesn't have this problem. So naturally no one on Ebay will use FedEx.

No sense being a dumbass just because you know how.

...Well, there goes my entire repertoire of jokes.

 

[Delora Filth]

What did you do to piss off the UPS man so he won't talk to you?

 

[Areze]

A misunderstanding over 'delivering a big package'?

 

[Shatari]

What did you do to piss off the UPS man so he won't talk to you?

It's UPS policy; the seller is their client, whereas they don't know me from Adam. I can call them to try and straighten up future packages, but since I've already done that multiple times it doesn't seem to be sticking.

 

[Delora Filth]

Become the UPS Unabomber.

 

[Lord Brutus]

I say:

Spoiler: 1

 

[Delora Filth]

Why do you always ask me to take my **** out at the most random and inappropriate times?

 

[Arvenski]

 

[ancalimon]

The Chinese finally have caught up with 20th century Europe
https://www.facebook.com/112960500169921/videos/822656771517267/

 

[Lord Brutus]

Why do you always ask me to take my **** out at the most random and inappropriate times?

It's for your own good, since you stick it in just about anything.

 

[Delora Filth]

I don't actually. I barely stick it in anything these days.

 

[Evelyn]

I hate change.

 

[Moose!]

Me too.

 

[Danath]

There is no "Filter profanity= off". What is this, USA?

 

[Cpt. Nemo]

That's being worked on, we should be able to turn it off in a few days.

 

[Moose!]

I love the look of my new avatar!

 

[Krik]

same

 

[Delora Filth]

Quickly! Tell me who is Literally Hitler today!

Callum. Every day from here til the forum reverts back to what it was in 2012.